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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At least she ain’t Amber Heard

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] charolastra@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <

[–] IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What was the expected surprise?

[–] TheWoozy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

An expected surprise? No such thing.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Slow 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

[–] philthi@lemmy.world -5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are no noodles in this picture

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

How are these not noodles?

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

According to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it's long.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

They're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is penne, not noodles.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

A penne for your thoughts?

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

"My disappointment..."

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

nyeh heh heh