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How to keep a man (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago

My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

It's what men crave

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 98 points 6 months ago

No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!

I need some serious fucking answers.

[-] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 111 points 6 months ago

Boiled?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago

Omfg that's it.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Steamed?

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 6 months ago

The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

And it looks disgusting

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[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 6 months ago

Keep him because he will be too weak to run?

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

What the cinnamon toast fuck

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago

Do you keep him in prison?

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

The basement evidently.

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[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Same vibe

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago

This looks 10x better than the OP

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[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

At least here the chicken isn't RAW

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[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 months ago

At least it has some color lol

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper

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[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 40 points 6 months ago

yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

... sick so he can't leave you.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 36 points 6 months ago

That looks so disgusting. I can't even.

[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

If "a man" puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago

I think that she feeds her "man" the same way penguins feed their chicks.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 months ago

How to keep a man ...... away

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

The meal of a 1970s serial killer

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 37 points 6 months ago

That killer's cereal:

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

This man's shits are as runny as his cream corn

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 27 points 6 months ago

Uncanny valley food.

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

Raw chicken, maybe it's been boiled if we're being extremely generous.

Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.

Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.

I'd maybe eat the mac, but since it's touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.

[-] 0Xero0@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

why does it look like vomit with someone's ball sack?

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 21 points 6 months ago

Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.

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[-] DonkeyShot@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨

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[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

c/shittyfoodporn

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[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

The Hague would like to know their location.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Hi, is this meal available in bulk?

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 months ago

https://theinfosphere.org/Bachelor_Chow

[-] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.

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[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.

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[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago

Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly

[-] Dio@lemy.lol 15 points 6 months ago

Well. You tried. ⭐

[-] Toes@ani.social 15 points 6 months ago

Raw chicken and vomit, wow

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

*for the rest of his life

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