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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Cromalin@hexbear.net to c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net
 

i think this graph needs to go even higher, these are rookie numbers

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[–] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean the y axis is only labeled zero so it's still zero according to the graph.

[–] xor@infosec.pub 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's only on zero up to 2000, afterwards it increases to an indeterminate number equal or greater than one

[–] SnAgCu@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the y-axis ticks could even be fractional, or dB scale, who knows with this quality of presentation

+20 dB (deciballs) / decade

[–] xor@infosec.pub 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

the first tick has to at least be one, you can't have a fractional number of testicle injuries...

[–] Sinistar@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Call me crazy but I don't think this graph is based on sound scientific research.

[–] xor@infosec.pub 11 points 10 months ago

hey, i just met you,
and this is crazy,
but this here graph is,
based on sound scientific research... maybe

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

does orchi count as a whole testicular injury? or is it two

[–] xor@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago

no to both questions

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

It has shot up to 8, in the entire world

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"OW, my balls!" is for everyone

[–] proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Finally, a policy I can stand with. You have redeemed yourself Pete Buttigieg.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Will someone please think of the girl balls

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago
[–] EdelethIsBae@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

24/7/365 thats me im girlballs thinker

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what day of the yearh are you not thinking about them

[–] EdelethIsBae@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

leap year is for the eppy

[–] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

The Pornhub data confirms that they are always thinking of girls balls.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Spending most of your day just thinking about random strangers' sports genitals.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sports genitals implies the existence of sedan genutals, coupe genitals, compact genitals, and more

[–] PbSO4@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Compact (adj.) genitals sadness

Compact (v.) genitals sicko-flipped

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know you meant sport strangers, but I love the idea of sport mode for genitals

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I actually was trying to make a joke about "sports genitals". It was supposed to be tongue and cheek since lib brained losers really care about the existence of trans athletes for some reason. Idk if the joke is lame or not lol.

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Sometime last year, I had my left testicle stomped on by an large pitbull cause he was too hyper. It was really awkward going to get an ultrasound on my testicles as a fully out transwoman. The only other people in the waiting room were very clearly pregnant women too, so the operator was probably a little confused about everything. He took it in stride though.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Sportsball(s)

kelly

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Zero to what? Lol chuds can't make graphs

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Maybe 8 since that's how many divisions there are on the left, but that would mean that it rose from 0 to around 0.2 cases from 2000 to 2020, so I don't know how that would work.

[–] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I can confirm, I was that 0.2 cases.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter how many divisions there are because it's not labeled correctly. It's like those PragerU graphs.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

I know, but that's the number I'd assume if I did the work for them and labelled their axis properly.

Oh God, I hadn't even considered what would happen if I tuck while working out badeline-concern

[–] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is no way it was zero prior to now. No way a ref or bystander hasn't gotten nailed in the crotch at a women's tennis match

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

There was also that guy the Nazis made dress up as a woman. I'm sure he fell and hurt his balls at least once.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How chuds usually view women's sport:

Lol women's football too slow amirite? Also, Brazilian volleyball team huge bazongas!

Chuds when a trans woman is doing sport:

Won't someone please think of the sanctity of women's sport? I am the champion of these noble damsels whose athletic justice I care so deeply about!

Painfully accurate. They think women's sports are only valid if they have sex appeal.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

This implies that other than the recent counting of 2021-22, women’s testicular injuries in sports are only measured on ___0 years, further implying that it rises and falls exponentially over the course of each decade. Women’s athletes who compete during ___5 years are braver than the troops o7

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Thankful that someone else shares the enthusiasm for testicular injuries I have

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

We should have never recognized Testicle Golf as an olympic sport. The risk of injury to the poor "ball boys" is just too high.