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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

2024: Big Mac costs $11 and minimum wage is still $7.25

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

2025: Mid Mac costs $12.50 and minimum wage is repealed

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But if they'd raised min wage to $15, big macs would cost $30! There's just no possible way to improve things (unless you're already a member of the bourgeoisie, of course).

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What if we made all wages zero and also all prices zero kropotkin-shining

[–] Kynuck97@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Nah, we just need to remove all those pesky "regulations" impeding the free market. Once we so that, the invisible hand of the market will pummel the price of the big mac into the ground

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That's too many bowel movements you should see a doctor

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

back in my day we took 48 shits a day, on the clock

[–] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Gotta respect the aiming

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A joke that would make Terry Pratchett proud

[–] Juice@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Read Value, Price and Profit

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

yeah, its a fantastic dunk on citizen weston. also one of the texts that early on convinced me of socialism

[–] Juice@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Reminds me of my friend who's getting a business degree showing me some of her lectures. Dunno the English terminology for it but it was something along the lines of "Customers will spend a certain percentage of their income on different needs/desires (food, rent, leisure etc) that scales linearly with their income", down to assigning percentages to individual food items.

It took me like 30 seconds before I realized how completely insane and obvious nonsense that statement was. Someone who makes 500k a year obviously doesn't spend 10x as much on eggs as someone who makes 50k. The sheer ideology in these presentation slides was genuinely shocking. Complete lunacy.

tl;dr business majors aren't people.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a twitter thing with rich people budgeting for like gallons and gallons of milk for every day and wondering why they weren't any better off after a pay rise? If you're going to get a job charging commission to people who didn't need intelligence to earn their wealth, maybe this business degree lark has it's uses.

[–] Juice@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If you want to learn bourgeois economics, become conservative. If you want to understand bourgeois economics, read Marx. -- Rogan Renald

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Business schools are fake schools, and a business degree is a fake degree.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

I'll never forget randomly picking a business law class as an elective in college and on the very first day of that the professor bragged about being a right wing talk radio host, stated that if anyone ever left the classroom for any reason during class they would immediately be dropped from the course, and went on an unhinged rant about how the Duke Lacrosse case was a Democrat conspiracy against white people.

I dropped the class and took chemistry instead, where I got a professor who looked like a cross between Danny Devito and Wallace Shawn and who showed videos of him setting off crude bombs in the woods as part of his lessons on "exothermic reactions".

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I went by the farmers' market the other day and a stall had duck eggs for $8-10 a dozen. Buying 36-packs from Walmart is maybe about $1 a dozen. I don't see it going much lower than that, or higher than $20, though.

For a while now I've been fairly convinced that everyday expenditures scale logarithmically with income. The increase is pretty smooth, and tapers off pretty smoothly too.

[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 7 months ago

The reality's even worse. Big Mac shrank in size compared to before.

[–] Shaggy0291@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This argument that higher wages = higher prices was discredited at length by Karl Marx in his pamphlet Value, Price and Profit

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don’t worry, liberals will continue to “debunk” Marxism without ever reading any theory.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

"I went to the store therefore I am capitalistism 101" - some lib dumbass

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It would be more damming if the 1980 figures were adjusted for inflation. Especially the minimum wage.

[–] edge@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Since we’re directly comparing the price of a product over time, aren’t we already taking inflation into account? Like this is a direct depiction of inflation and the fact that minimum wage hasn’t kept up.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think Red_Sunshine is referring to both compared to the CPI. Since 1980 the CPI has risen 355%, while the minimum wage has risen 233% and the big mac has risen 1600%. So the price of a big mac has outpaced CPI by a factor of nearly 5 while wages have underpaced by factor 0.66.

For visual learners:

[–] edge@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Damn, I would have expected it to be something that stuck close to the average inflation of all consumer products (CPI, I guess). Like that graph would be completely expected if we were talking about housing, but not a burger.

What’s a product that has stuck close to CPI?

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Does it show monopoly pricing, as well, maybe?

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah campbell tomato soup index is my favorite inflation measure. According to it, the dollar has lost 10x it's value since 1971.

but it doesn't really factor in campbell becoming more greedy over time

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

According to it, the dollar has lost 10x it's value since 1971.

so it's literally in the negatives? Didn't know things were that bad....

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think it hits harder if it's in "units you can relate to on a visceral level"

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

I think "big macs per hour" is probably the most viscerally relatable metric for the average American

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The prevailing minimum wage at a job I started a few years ago was well under that.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yup. And that's not even accounting for disproportionate inflation in the necessity basket. Just market inflation.

I guess the cost of food being so insanely inflated shows up in this comparison, but housing and loan/consumer credit isn't

[–] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

$3.10 in 1980 would be the equivalent of 11.40 or so in 2023 and a .50 Big Mac would be about 1.50.

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I don't understand how we got here. It just seems crazy now, how could things ever have been so cheap. Can we ever go back? I don't know, it is like this or worse in every country I visit.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

90% tax on the top percentile does a lot of good for society

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

I don't understand how we got here.

cant tell if trolling

rich people bribe politicians to lower the richtax. repeat for 50 years

BOSNIA

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can we ever go back?

Oh my yes with this one weird trick. Billionaires hate me!

But go back to what? Marx warns that this is a process that constantly and continually centralize and consolidates capital into the hands of a few. A large part of socialism is to change these dynamics qualitatively so the centralization of power isn't for the benefit of the very few.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ha ha holy shit micky and bugs are smoking a spliff joint

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

yall don't get it they're chooming marijuana

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Really want cyberpunk lingo to catch on

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

If we raise wages, we're screwed. If we don't raise wages, we're screwed.

Wow, it's almost like this system is designed to screw you over no matter what.

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The Big Mac is already so overpriced that I'd rather just order a burger from a pub. Even if it's at a workday, I can just call/Doordash the pub and go pick it up in a few minutes. Let McDonald's bring that price up and force them to do something interesting to remain profitable.