Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
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School bus tail gunner.
Kindergarten Grenadier.
I'm an American, and I've never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.
They are often called "resource officers" and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).
2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high
My high schools (private and public) had security guards
I'd yeehaw if'n twernt so sad.
gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.
I think less than 193 tbh... In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I'm pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well
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Well, you wouldn't want to let all these kids play with their guns without an officer to watch over them, would you?
Gotta make sure there's no drug deals going on
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I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.
I have a special hatred for school police officers.
Me too, although it's slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.
D.A.R.E.- Drugs Are Really Enjoyable
D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive (and nobody is just going to give you drugs)
the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other
Ngl that sounds pretty good
Ours got a kick over charging kids with felonies that would follow them the rest of their lives.
School Resource Officers can't charge kids with felonies only a prosecutor can do that. A cop can arrest someone. Now you might think I'm being pedantic but I think it is an important distinction. Many times we blame cops and completely over look the fact that some of the blame lies with the prosecutor.
Yeah, but even if they're arrested and the charges are dropped, they still have an arrest on their record, which many/most colleges ask about on their applications.
Watch the John Oliver episode about School Resource Officers, you'll see one girl arrested and charged (I believe they dropped it though) with a felony/bomb charge for popping her water bottle cap like we used to do in school (y'know, twist the bottle, and then unscrew the cap and it pops off).
Another kid, special needs, was arrested and manhandled because he lightly carved "[Name] was here" into a concrete wall, which his mother had him come back and clean off. John put the kids name on his wall so that everyone would know "a legend was here," which is the reason the kid gave for why he did it in the first place.
Schools don't need cops, they need social workers, counselors, and proper funding. Not a chode with a gun and an authority fetish. Our school officer used to make friends with all the kids dealing drugs/getting in fights, while our principals/vice principals would scream at kids to take their hoodies off. And they wonder why kids think school is a joke.
But canβt most cops use their discretion and not arrest the kid in the first place bypassing the prosecutor completely?
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If your expected to empty this everyday you'll eventually end up being diabetic.
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
Pfft. You're underestimating the human liver.
If we're not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.
Honestly there is a good chance you stress your liver out so much that the sugar and your food (bc let's be honest, your probably not eating healthy either) gets turned into a shitload of triglycerides and you stroke out or have a heart attack from too long of hyperlipidemia.
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Sugar free coke would be the way to go.
Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.
After that much it would be rum messy.
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Good.
The hell is a school police officer??
Spotted the non-American! I'm very envious of your ignorance of this bullshit
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In the good ol USA, schools often have what's called a school resource officer. Meant to be the connection between school kids and the police department, they have been useful for truancy and other problems that happen with students ( esp. high school age) at schools.
Although more recently they've been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
Although more recently they've been the (mostly) reliable first contact in the event of a school shooter, the SRO is usually first on scene and relays into to responding officers.
Well that was the idea anyways
The dude we had to bribe with egg rolls to go to the chinese place off campus for lunch back in the 90s. Now Idunno.
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Is not it supposed to be chilled? By noon it will be warm, and drinking warm coke is just disgusting, unless it is mostly alcohol, and then you would just not remember.
USB police fridge baby
Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days
OK Julian
Stop lying. You know you're a kindergarten teacher.
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