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(or do choose to elaborate on if you want), I'll start:

Riichi mahjong is incredibly sexy

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

i will be banned if i reveal the true extent of my anti-kkkrakkker sentiments (i'm white)

Death to America

[–] sappho@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

a. The hostile anti-human AI takeover already happened, except instead of paperclips it's maximizing plastic

b. Not only is a rock conscious, so is the United States

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

b. Not only is a rock conscious, so is the United States

oh good, so America can listen when I tell it how much I hate it. Good amerikkka

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Keywords: metaphysics, [...], metametaphysics

dog-screm

Also, yeah, I'm imperial-collective-conciousness-pilled now

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

a. but it's maximizing entropy.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh fuck yeah I'm saving this to read later centrist

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Linux is the Windows of Unixes

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 months ago

I'm already preparing my "I'll switch to OpenBSD when my Steam games work..." line.

Works passably on my bathroom-browser laptop.

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 months ago

Android is the Windows of Linux

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

~~Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick!~~ (Edited)

As president, this will be our nation's ONLY 2 values:

the gun is good

the penis is evil

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wtf this makes perfect sense.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wdym, it's a reference...?

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Post things you genuinely believe that make zero sense" is the thread title. Not only do Joe Biden's rabid dog status and need for stick-death make perfect sense, they're pretty much indisputable facts!

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[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

In 2134 there will be a city created that was built on a hexagonal grid with hexagonal buildings.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We hired BEES to design a city

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

All communication will happen solely through the wiggle dance

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

where will this city be? Antarctica? I've always love the idea of putting a city down there

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i am a buffoon and a charlatan, for i really did want people to elaborate on things but i specifically instructed others otherwise

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[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I have an irresistible urge to eat dice

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I bet you have shit luck

[–] gwysibo@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

irresistible you say

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

The transparent red ones are delectable

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Accelerationism is when the mask of capital falls off to show the bloody beast beneath and it is actually a good thing for us to suffer through decayed material conditions as it makes us less complacent. It's just a shame it has to come to that.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how to have fun anymore, my apologies.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Natalie Dormer is going to marry me and I will not elaborate further

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

95% of the world's ruling class are secret Americanists who would nuke their own countries just to get a mansion in Bel Air

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

despite having no professional acting experience, I will be cast as the next Joker

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

actually never mind this shit isn't sexy at all

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

ACTUALLY NEVER MIND THIS IS SEXY AS FUCK

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

the holiday of christmas is a physical location

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
  • Gog and Magog are at work in the US
  • Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK
  • Nicholas Maduro is propped up by the US
  • European GLADIO helped with 9/11
[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mean Girls 2024 >>> Mean Girls 2004.

I had a small write-up penned right after I watched it but decided not to post it cuz I didn't wanna go through the inevitable comments. I'm thinking of rewatching both now (+ probably also the musical) and re-editing that draft and making the post, but I don't know if I will.

Till then, that's all I'll say: Mean Girls 2024 >>> Mean Girls 2004.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Isometric strategy RPGs & turn-based tactics games are objectively superior to their top-down cardinal counterparts.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Solarpunk is 21st Century Americanism

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Roadchip is the sixth greatest film of all time (out of the ones I've watched)

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

The Event Horizon is dead

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

This album is my new favorite album.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Practicing music may actually be bad for me.

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