This tweet smells like parliament menthol lights and coconut.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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My God why is this so accurate.
It smells like the fun slightly problematic aunt
Yes, this is straight up meemaw from young Sheldon
Ok Grandpa
I was in that one war before you were a shitpost in your fathers balls, grandson.
*granddaughter
And you're the shitposter, not me.
Sorry for misgendering you, granddaughter, my mind has been addled by the passage of time.
It's ok grandpa, we have a special place for you. We call it Congress.
I heard it doesn't pay enough from my grandchildren, maybe they should better the living conditions for the interns
Now now, you're a shit poster by association. Look around.
Woman: wears regular pants and a shirt with a loud pattern, also large costume jewelry
This guy: eyes pop out of head "Hummina hummina Aaaa-ooooo-gah! Quick! I gotta post this on social media!"
Someone gets it
Dear women, please don't listen to a random cunt on the internet on how to dress. I'm also random, and a cunt, but please dress like this:
Does she just have to have her arms really high up to go through the robot arms? Or does she have some sort of controller in there?
Dear women please don't dress. I won't.
Uh... Her arms make no sense. Kindly either wear power armor that has logical proportions or just go get a tank. Otherwise you just look like a mutant and that's a BAD look for an Inquisitor.
They cut off your arms when you get that suit. It’s fine.
Eh, depends on your Ordo.
People talking about the arms, but I feel like the hair is going to be a bigger issue in that outfit.
Too late. I already went out and bought the outfit.
Dress like grandma going to a Catalina Wine Mixer?
I was thinking a cool aunt, but that works too.
Aunt that thinks she's cool but screams at teenagers in a Publix when they're out of slaw mix.
Ok Grandpa, let's get you to bed
What?
This is a GILF outfit as the moms who were wearing this at 30-40 are now 55-65.
Nobody wore this at 35-40. Except models for 55-65 clothes.
I remember some of my friends moms wearing this when I was a kid
Same. This was very common mom attire when I was growing up.
You could just simply say "this a grandma outfit" but you really need to shove us your sexual preferences
Nope, no pockets there. Fuck that.
It's the year 2024 and we're still telling women what to wear, apparently
Telling women what to do is a trend that doesn't seem to break, isn't it.
I agree but also, I legit thought this was by or about a drag queen
It’ll never change. No more than the implication that men should have physiques like Chris Evans’ Captain America.
Not saying it’s right, just that society has always demanded beauty standards from men and women throughout history. However, the age we live in has devolved into throwaway fashion that places ridiculous emphasis on shifting styles to drive consumption. Driving that is criticism and judging women if they fail to adapt by spending tons of money on the current trends. IOW we’ll probably always have beauty standards, but the real crime is the criticism of women driven by the fashion industry desire for profits.
The other day I was making fun of people for not getting the meme and today here I am, unsure what to make of this. Is it genuine fashion advice?
I don't think so
This outfit is genuinely hideous. I'm sorry, but it's true
Oedipus posting
Somewhere a woman in cheetah print needs a man with a full head of hair and no beer gut.
I'm guessing the cheetah print is leggings.
The necklace indicates how many ova she still has left.
Where are her cigarettes? She's clearly a smoker
Don't confuse the poor girls, they get enough of this shit from Cosmopolitan and its ilk already.