stay the fuck home next time
when you google 'memorial day 2024' there's an animation of poppy flowers at the bottom of the screen to symbolize the global opium trade that they died to expand
this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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How I sleep thinking about all the colonial enforcers vaporized by their own equipment blowing up 
Conservatives when talking about Communist Obama: “I will not comply with your tyranny, good sir. I will water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants. MOLON LABE 
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Conservatives when they’re ordered to massacre a starving family 5000 miles away: “SIR YES SIR. I have no autonomy and your shiny Stars and Stripes on your shirt paralyzes my decision making abilities. 
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I pay my respects to the troops every time I piss in the toilet
Rip to all those that never got their Camaro
All glory to the wife's that managed to inherit one as well as their side pieces, aka the real troops
Being a Jody is unfortunately the most praxis I've ever done
braver than the troops
America has always been a paper tiger whose troops only succeed against peers when 80% of the fighting is done by an ally
EDIT: hmm, chat what do you think. do I have to give them the (bourgeois) Revolutionary War or the War of 1812?
That’s not a very nuanced perspective I enjoy that my grandfather lived through the two wars he fought in
Actually I’m pissed, don’t be so goddamn disrespectful to the people who died and suffered either serving their country or doing what they needed to get by with no other choice you ignore the socioeconomic reasons for joining the military. You ignore all the reasons for why one could have to join or have a good reason to. You lack the nuance of understanding the positions of immigrants, working class, and trans people too. No but you are right fuck them. They were awful selfish people for doing what they needed to provide for their families, they are awful for wanting a stable place in society and steady income. They are awful for wanting healthcare and not wanting to live destitute. They should have just died in poverty or stayed in their own countries and had their own families rot
(I don't know how to do a spoiler but this is something a person in a leftie discord server posted when we were laughing at veterans like 2 years ago, they got banned promptly)
Damn I thought this was a setup for revealing your Vietnamese grandpa
Had me in the first half
above the comment bar, second from the right, there's a small diamond/square with an exclamation point in it. clicking that will put a spoiler template in your comment, which looks like this:
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the second "spoiler" can be replaced with a custom tag of your own
Thanks, I am using a mediocre app (Connect) and I couldn't see that option there
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death to amerikkka
needs to start on its own line, and you need the first "spoiler" to remain afaik
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oh, nice, now it works
I straight up told my father in this argument I would straight up disown him if he did that. You don't get to invade other countries as a professional murderer just because you have to make ends meet.
Reminds me of that one fucking Israeli, "If I don't take this house, someone else will!"
Boo, fucking, hoo. You don't get to torment and ruin someone just because you might end up homeless if you don't.
Fuck you.
I like the day off at least
Unless you work weekends, in which case nothing changes for your except you can't get banking or much anything else done.
lol
lmao
🎶 And many moooooore! 🎶
I get to drive through traffic to work at a place I don't like and which has an environment which is painful for me to sign contracts for machines that are slowly murdering the planet to people at sometimes exorbitant rates
Thanks for dying nerds
On this solemn day, I pay my respects to the V-22 Osprey.
Keep flying low, you beautiful angel
If you wanna watch a boomer self implode, when they bring up Memorial Day, reply with "ACAB".
HYE YOU CANT SAY THAT STOP this is too far I have hexbear im logging off
Meme Oriole Day
JEBAĆ JANKESÓW :fidel-cool: