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[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 121 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The middle one got that magneto haircut

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I'll take both!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 113 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

TIL I am actually radicalized because I would prefer catgirls.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

When furries fooled the world into thinking wanting to bang shit with ears tails and personalities like animals was okay because... They aren't completely a cat so it's fine okay. Just ears, tails, some personality is fine. Neko!

Okay a little fur is fine too sometimes... Oh and some claws maybe. Okay we may as well loop in animal horny too.

Thesamething.jpg

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[–] MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago

Is there a sign up sheet?

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 5 months ago

Finally a project I can stand ~~behind~~ in front

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

Can confirm. Am filthy godless librul.

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Aug 2020 Reddit post:

The person who made this is the guy on the couch, the caption is from his Twitter post and was sacarsm. They're all cis girls

https://web.archive.org/web/20200824155951/https://twitter.com/big_rich_rodney/status/1297910077320396801

[–] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

But do they smoke weed

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

Yes please🥵🥵🥵

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 31 points 5 months ago

I finally look forward to the future.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 5 months ago

Where do I sign?

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago

Someone's gotta keep those tattoo artists employed!

[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I volunteer as tribute.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So this is where those three Weed Smoking Girlfriends ended up.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 20 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Is this a subtle 3/5 reference or why isn't there 5 black women?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago

You've already put more thought into it than anyone involved in the production.

Most likely they just didn't want to pay two more women.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] eldavi@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

yes please! lol

but i wonder how this would work with men and women; do they take turns with the man? if so how is it different than 1-on-1 porn?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 22 points 5 months ago (6 children)

It can work however! There aren't strict guidelines for what sex is supposed to be like. There doesn't even need to be penetration involved and it can still be a good time.

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[–] ashok36@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

One strap on in his butt, one in his mouth, maybe one sucking his dick if he's into that.

[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We don't know what kind of equipment those ladies are working with...

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[–] eldavi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

i forgot strapons existed and i think that would enable a greater variety of double/triple/whatever penetration videos than gay porn currently does.

based on the strapon usage i've seen: i suspect people who use strapons derive more psychological pleasure than physical pleasure and if that would have an impact on the quality of the porn.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

A circle of buttmunching.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I’ll take your entire stock.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

As long as they have dicks, yes this is the dream

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Play nice and we can all have the futures we want. Dont play nice and all bets are off

[–] Mr_Wobble@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, put some effort in the title. Just a little. This is one lazy step away from "Title" or "Rule" or "..."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Clam sandwich?

[–] librejoe@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i just want to program on my laptop. yall need to goto horny jail

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Brb. Gonna make a “blue wave.”

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Nah, I want it to be me on the couch.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Death by snu-snu.

[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Looks like any guys dream until they get their dragon strap-ons... :-/

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

You don't know the same guys I know

[–] lord_admiral@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Author, please draw more.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Only three? PITCHFORKS!

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

WE MUST STOP THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago

I know, right? Fix the angle of your lamp shade before asking three ladies over.

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