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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Third building (biggest of all): Medical Insurance Administration.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I wonder when they will go all Boeing and GE. The day when all they will have left is the ability to buy their own stock and lobby from the government for free money. Imagine the platonic peak form of health insurance. Processing no claims whatsoever.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I like this comparison cause miracle whip sucks. Also, I’m going to Duke’s Mayo Clinic every time.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's fucking crazy how many people either prefer miracle whip or think it tastes the same as mayo. Like what kind of mayonnaise are you eating?

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Might be a genetic thing. Like some people think avocados taste like dish soap. I think miracle whip tastes rotten.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's cilantro you're thinking of

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You’re right. I know somebody that is allergic to avocados, so I mixed those up.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't think avocados have any flavor at all

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They kind of taste like butter to me. It's a mild flavour, but nice.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I find they have a faint botanical/vegetal perfume and a buttery flavor.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I suppose that explains the popularity of avocado toast

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

It has such a nasty sweet taste that I can't stand.

Though I haven't tried it since I was a teenager. I don't intend in trying it again.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Kewpie mayo is where it's at

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

unless you live in japan/china i cannot fathom regularly buying that, not only is it shipped halfway across the world, you have no clue what the ingredients and manufacturing is like, and to top it off it comes wrapped in a fucking plastic bag as if the shipping wasn't terrible enough for the environment..

Especially when it's mayo, something you can make with eggs, oil, some spices, and an immersion blender!

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Kewpie hits the dish soap very hard with me.

[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

We prefer Blue Plate General

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Isn't it amazing how often the Miracle Whip people end up in the hospital emergency room whenever they have a serious medical problem.

Not being able to breath has a way of reorganizing your beliefs in a big damn hurry.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 13 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, they are back to their beliefs right after. Same with the anti abortion crowd.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

And you have to pay for both.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I live near Rochester, MN. This is hilarious. I’m sending it to many people I know

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 5 months ago

Glad I could be of service.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Wow, can't believe American healthcare is still segregated. Literally only for mayos 😔

/s

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

As a Miracle Whip enthusiast this is sacrilege.

It is also hilarious.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Having been to the Mayo Clinic this year and having been totally fucked over and given no real help, I'll take neither at this point.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is miracle whip a real thing?! I thought that was just an exaggerated joke

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of course it’s real. I grew up on that stuff and I’m not even American.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gross. Miracle whip on pears.... Wtf are they thinking...

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Oh you sweet, dear, child…

https://www.thehousewifemodern.com/humor/insane-vintage-recipes/

You can never unsee some of these, so proceed with caution, and only after waiting a full hour after your last meal.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Miracle whip makes better chicken salad

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Booo! Chicken salad isn't a dessert, you heathen 😛