UlyssesT went off to touch grass on a farm upstate, and Kissinger died immediately afterwards.

The defederations tapered off. We had a really funny tension with dbzer0 a few months ago, where instead of defederating, we banned just their admins, and nothing further happened.

The special relationship with Lemmygrad is as strong as ever.

BMF was banned for doing a very superficial sectarianism. It had happened a dozen times before but this time they haven't been spotted since.

DayOfDoom, one of our most entertaining posters, turned out to not be doing a bit and was really that perturbed to the core, and got banned for it.

There was a micro struggle session about olibe oiol, and something bigger about... I forget what.

We took site surveys and 104% of us are queer as fuck.

We've had a lot of "posting X every day until I don't" streaks, plenty of megathreads of all shades.

The site has been utterly overrun by beanis, and there's no going back.

We tried to do a communism but we were 1 user short

@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net i stopped pretending to be cis. also RIP Biggs

the zionist entity's response to the heroic actions of the inmates of their concentration camp during the Al Aqsa Flood have sharpened awareness of settler-colonialism and imperialism, resulting in an uptick in the use of Maoist Standard English

I joined Hexbear two days before your last comment so that's something

we fed the cows the bird doodoo

Most everyone defederated. .ML are still the good guys. .world is basically just reddit now.

Lots of wreckers/libs

That's about it I think.

u/Melina was contained and c/fakenews was purged.

I made 56 Billion dollars

Please go to my profile and review all comments and posts made since your last activity on the site. This will be your only warning

People were disturbed by a downwards trend in non-news-thread effort posting so a public works project was enacted that resulted in the creation of c/badposting

All the mods signed a joint letter declaring themselves liberal. Everyone (but me) supported it

An irony poisoned anti union comm was made by me and melina and approved by the admins, then we got accused of being crypto fascists trying to spread reactionary ideology and the comm got banned within the space of 16 hours after it was created

pluto was sitebanned

Pretty sure you just had to delete the cookies on your phone browser to fix the bug.

General megathreads now last 2 days and there are now a trans mega and a poc mega

There was a dsa struggle session over a trip to cuba

Oh yea now we have an emperor Qin emote

Beanis

That one user who killed Henry Kissinger

Self_Hating_Moid got banned for repeatedly posting weird racial essentialism shit

Buncha Redditors exodused here. I'm Redditors.

I came back after touching grass for about two years.

Also trans'd my gender

Mods formed a mixed bio-mechanical hive consciousness and internal to THEIR instantaneous thought-space THEY mock and share all of our sign-up entries, particularly the discussion section where we say why we signed up.

If we don't use THEIR all-caps pronouns in total deference to THEIR all-knowing woke superiority to us posters, we get banned and our entry paragraph gets pinned to the front page.

New taglines

I did some shitposting and some seriousposting. This comment is one of the two.

I've been forced to touch less grass and my shitposting ratio has increased

Some wreckers and trolls have came and went but mostly I am too late to say mean things so I am sad about that but the dunks are still entertaining

Biden is still trying to lose to prove his love to his high-school sweetheart, Israel

everyone switched sides on outside cats vs inside cats

Suicide bombing is badass

Emojis and the dunk tank got a rule about "no nobodies" or something. Some drama about posting fake news and bad posts.
Silly strugglesessions about who was more bourgeoise and the like.