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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The one person on earth specifically proven to be able to lose a presidential election to Trump

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Good tagline to spray on her headstone

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

hillgasm I MAY not be JUDGE HOLDEN but I NEVER SLEEP and will NEVER DIE

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

it makes no difference what men think of hilldawg...hilldawg endures

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hillary finding out that she is the 2024 Dem nominee - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4XXm8OUP4

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It would be funny to watch the butcher of Libya lose to that fucking idiot twice lmao

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

no chance this poll pans out, they will be crushed
planet-hillary/top-copvscheeto-man/puzzled

[–] KamalaHarris@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

jokermala It's great how they ask about a Clinton/Harris ticket, and a Harris/Shaprio or Harris/Whitmer ticket, but there's no possible universe in which Hillary Clinton will deign to be my VP!

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, Hillary isn't racist, her campaign against Obama just did all the racism accidentally!

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A take I remember people saying in 2016

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

They said it in 2008 too

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

getting three or four text polls a day now frantically asking if I will vote for Butcher Biden

:bugs-no: but I don't tell them that, I just delete so they can waste more money on bulk messages

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

one of them even said "no response will be counted as support for Trump". fuuuuuuuck yoooouuuuu

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

I've been saying this but for responses to my posts.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Wtf what a great way to win people over

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something about running for vice president for two terms seems humiliating as hell lol.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

I mean, that's typical enough, but under two different presidents? Oof.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

you thought "i will write in hillary, its her turn" will save you from voting (d)emon, hexbears twisted

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Jesus, really underestimating just how much even normies despise the Clintons

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me why would it be Clinton/Harris instead of Harris/Clinton? Kamala is the VP and has seniority. Clinton better respect that. Why are these strategists putting a White woman over a Black woman? Are they racist? / radlib bit off

(Obviously they're racist. Please let this happen it would be so funny)

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Imagine having Hillary Clinton as your VP. As much as I don't like Copmala, she didn't deserve to be suicided

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

hillgasm OMG I love polling leads within the margin of error!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

manhattan Hillary versus Trump. It's not truly repeating until a kid falls into a zoo enclosure. I'm sorry Jill Stein, but the roles must be played.

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago

We would need David Bowie to come back only to be taken from us again. I don’t know if I could go through losing him again.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She'll just march into the convention and tell Joe to knock it off, then take the nomination and fly off in the Hill-A-Copter (which was disgustingly a real thing in 2008).

Don't fuck with the Queen.

hillary-assassin

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hill-A-Copter

brace-dark-cowboy please tell me the true anon rules will apply it would be so fucking funny

[–] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Hilary President with a Biden VP only for the Hill-A-Copter to crash into the inauguration crowd would be a funny.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

ARE YOU PEASANT SCUM READY TO POKEMON GO TO THE MOTHERFUCKING POLLS? hillgasm

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Once hilldawg loses to trump again maybe we can finally jokerify the libs and usher in the hyperjokerficafion era

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

all these bar graphs make me wet

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I would buy this cologne

[–] Rivalarrival 8 points 4 months ago

I want to retire at some point in my life. I want a candidate who shares that value. That means there is a 57-year age restriction on a first-time candidate, and a 61-year age restriction on an incumbent.

If you want to play politics after that, go move into a fucking HOA.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

and I bet that's how they're pivoting given how many "buttery males" "but the server~!!" comments I saw on Reddit in threads about Trump being convicted or whatever, gotta crank up the astroturf again now