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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is important to note that when Yellowstone erupts, it won't pop like a pimple, Mt. Saint Helens style. A Yellowstone eruption will likely be lava coming to the surface. It is still devastating, and it will destroy the natural habitat and likely kill most animals that refuge there, but it won't kill the planet.

EDIT: You still want that beer though. An eruption might affect hops production in places like Idaho.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm going to use the ash to make a volcanic ash ipa

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

Tastes scratchy, just like mom used to make

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hate to be that guy, but...

(who am I kidding, I very much enjoy being that guy)

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Have the beer anyway though, you might well get hit by a car tomorrow.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that guy

Um, that guy that says old folks believe everything they read on Facebook, then links some random YouTuber

Just being 'that guysquared'

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, he cites his sources at the very least.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just want a beer because it tastes great

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right? I'm sober, but I honestly miss beer because I enjoy the taste, not for the alcohol content.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Athletic Brewing Company is a brewery that only does non-alcoholic beers, and they're pretty tasty. I recommend their Kölsch and their Weat-Coast IPA.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll have to see if they have distributors in my area. Thank you!

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Plus one for athletic. They are awesome. You could "trick" someone into thinking they had a normal beer with those, they taste so much like beer.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is one of those things that has me metronome between anxious and calm. On one hand, freak out because it could happen. On the other, man life is so simple, and it's worth laughing at my other stressors because it could just all be done and over tonorrow

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

it's one of the last things you should worry about, it's extremely unlikely to happen and when it does happen it'll apparently just vomit up a bunch of lava rather than exploding.

[–] jarfil@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

2024 - World population: 8 Billion.
1974 - World population: 4 Billion.

So, it would take us back to 1974?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

But far less groovy, baby

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

When when deciding whether or not to smoke one more bowl