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[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 87 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Transvestigators are not only horrible people, but some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive, holy shit.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Many such cases when it comes to fascists

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Contrary to common phrasing, they are sending their best, it's just that their best isn't good.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 73 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone I dislike is secretly trans (bad)

kombucha-disgust

Everyone I like might secretly be trans and finding that out would make me like them more (good)

bridget-pride

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 44 points 3 months ago

is this horseshoe theory?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

These are the "We can always tell" mfs btw

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 3 months ago

I transvestigated my uncle because he had his nipples pointing out very disrespectfully.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago

CW: Andrew taint

kelly

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sloping shoulders

human anatomy is for nerds, let me tell you about ANGLES

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shoulders should be parallel to the ground at all times! At all times!

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is a trapezius?

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

(drawing lines over a picture of you) SORRY YOU ARE BETA BASED ON THESE ANGLES

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He said where’s the meat lol

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

~~They fly now!~~

It shrinks!

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

pov you sincerely believe that the superhero comic book style 'how to draw women/how to draw men' art tutorials are how real life bodies work

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

These people are 1 badly angled photo away from being declared secretly transgender by their own audience

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

I love to see it, warms my heart.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Motherfucker never seen a micropenis before?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

The brainworms....Jesus fuckin christ

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I listen to his podcast, will he teach me how to tuck that well? 😭

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I mean, I think the implication is he's AWAB

he probably just has a small peen. I'm jealous.

This must be stage of the witch hunt where the Puritans start accusing each other.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

It's called shrinkage

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago
[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Incredibly stuff

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How long until one of these weirdos starts auto-transvestigating, accuses their parents of secretly transitioning them when they were children, and then transitions? That seems like the logical endpoint here.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

seems like a great excuse anyway

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, I'm not trans! I was just assigned the wrong gender at birth by my stupid woke parents who are part of a global gender conspiracy, and now I'm going to back to what I really was all along!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Morons fighting morons on the electronic sands of the Internet Coliseum.

antelope-popcorn

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

ARE YOU NOT VALUETAINED!?

[–] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

I am not unblurring that fucking image

[–] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is ultimately just the carried over playground behavior from elementary school of calling a boy a girl, or a girl a boy whenever that person does something disliked or unconventional. Social media bubbles stunt maturity.

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Creepy and weird!

[–] amphibian@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

transmasc icon andy 🥰🥰

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Fellas, is it trans to be not well endowed?

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Incredible stuff. I love that every waking moment they keep imploding into something more unhinged.