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he sounds like he's a skin suit filled with bugs and they're buzzing in unison to mimic human speech, this video is the clearest evidence so far
The brainworms won
We merged into a singular consciousness. I can now access millenias worth of the worm collectives racial memory.
He sounds like he's dying. The US really had three candidates that have one foot in the coffin.
Its more like they have one brain in the grave
He's actually kinda jacked and works out every day. Also insert meme about shooting an insult about how he sounds boomeranging and hitting a comerade with spasmodic dysphonia or other speech impediments.
Extremely weird, stupid, conspiracy-brained and a Zionist with brain worms are enough wrong with him without even touching on his voice. Oh, and he didn't deny the sexual assault allegations.
Case in point with him being weird, that screenshot is from an RFK Jr ad lmao
Also, a reason he's jacked is he has been wealthy his entire life.
Forgot to mention he's one of the most gullible people in the country with a platform, spreading medical disinformation like AIDS denialism (thinks it's caused by poppers). Also one of the arch-anti-vaxers in the world.
He directly caused the deaths of about 100 children
And mega defended his cousin who beat a 15 year old girl to death with a golf club*
Great Behind the Bastards bunch of episodes
One of them crawled out of his goddamn ear.
Worm's been renting it out on EarBnB.
to 
communication, they were receiving Intel from the Collective.
Going after the worm
I played bar trivia last week, and the trivia asker guy (is there a word for this?) came up to our group after to talk cause we had a lot of wrong but funny answers. Somehow I just turned into him just explaining everything about RFK to us for like 10 minutes. He finally revealed that he had heard it all on the Robert Evans fed podcast.
Always so weird to find a podcast listener irl. I should have told him about TrueAnon.
I would call that guy either a trivia host, or the riddler
Quizmaster
Also everyone listens to podcasts these days, it's just that most are baby babble dogshit.
I know someone who is terrified of lady bugs after they swarmed her on a beach and started biting.
Rookie mistake. She must have looked like an aphid.
Probably the invasive Japanese lady beetles that tend to swarm and can bite
Why are Japanese insects so angry.
Their stocks aren't doing so hot
It's the larva you gotta look out for in my experience, those little bastards can bite hard for how tiny they are and are really hard to blow off you if they land on you
He's not wrong, but the vibes are fucked, knowing who he is.
Being covered in ladybugs after you opened a box of them to release in your garden for natural pest control probably sounded like a cute photo op on paper tbf
It's objectively a cool thing he's doing and natural native options are great to try to reduce chemical use.
but the absolute lack of political instinct or even basic common sense to be like "maybe we should wait 3 minutes until I'm not visually covered in bugs we just released with the stated goal of eating pests, particularly because im infamous for having a dead worm in my head" is just so funny it really overshadows any possible positives.
How many times do you think Biden and Major have done Dynamic Marking together?
Hey evwrybody I'm here with fellow nepo-baby. Fuck off.
they just assumed he was already dead
Dude probablly smells like a compost bin half full of gym socks.
He sounds like Hans Moleman lmao 
He is a literal walking corpse. Worms are already eating his brain and bugs are crawling on his body. He is going to start visibly rotting like Michael Afton soon
Walmart brand version of an antichrist
he sounds like he is having an allergic reaction
Pazuzu looking motherfucker