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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The party line is officially anti-struggle-session. Please, I'm begging you.

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

So photos come out of a proskub assaulting an antiskub and suddenly you don't wanna talk about it. Just admit you're pro skub!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is exactly what someone with an opinion on skub would say

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is sectarianism! Mods mods mods!

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry to differ with you, madam, but you're the mod madam. You've always been the mod madam. I should know, madam, I've always been here.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

ain't i a stinker?

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

this is clearly revisionism

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Oh, you anti-struggle session people thinking your way is the only true way. The REAL path towards communism is struggle sessions every day!

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Under no pretext should skub be surrendered; any attempt to take skub from the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary”

―Karl Marx

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Skub is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand."

―Karl Marx

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Skub is the opium of the people. It is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of our soulless conditions."

―Karl Marx

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

How'd you beat me to posting that just before I posted it? marx-angry

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

"He who controls the skub, controls the universe" - Some nerd

[–] goose@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Skubble session

kelly

[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the moment you learn about skub is the day you become an adult sadness

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i pine for the days before i knew of skub

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My life massively improved when I learned of skub, you lib.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The foundation of anti-Skub criticism is: Hexbears make Skub, Skub does not make Hexbears. Skub is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of Hexbears who have either not yet won through to themslves or has already lost themselves again. But Hexbears are no abstract being squatting outside the world. Hexbear is the world of Hexbears – state, society. This state and this society produce Skub, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Skub is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d'honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the Hexbear essence since the Hexbear essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against Skub is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is Skub.

Skub suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Skub is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

The abolition of Skub as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of Skub is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which Skub is the halo.

marx-joker

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm cautiously pro-Skub but I think the derivatives (Skuba diving, Skubidi Toilet, Skubanzo Beans) are bad.

[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Skubanzo Beans) are bad

beanis maddened

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

both-sides I'm something of a Skub centrist or skubtrist if you would so both sides hate me

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

i'd have to know if it's an indoor or outdoor skub

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

clueless <--- Me, blissfully ignorant of what a skub is, in my lane, moisturized, thriving.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

And I am amateur skub.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

kiryu-approaching WHICH ONE OF YOU MFERS IS DEFENDING SKUB ON MY HEXBEAR? GET OVER HERE

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

@Frank@hexbear.net you're getting called out for your pro-skub stance

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For skub I live. For skub I shall die. @EstraDoll@hexbear.net the gauntlet is cast! Let us engage ins SKUB BATTLE! bridget-disco

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

If you're anti-skub, you aren't a Hexbear. Delete your account.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

"There is nothing sacred about Skub. All economic and political institutions are contrivances that should serve the interests of the people."

party-parenti

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Skub is clearly a commodity the Pro Skub forces have monetized if not yet made a requirement for living in modern society. I find it upsetting that hexbears are even considering pro-skub allegiances.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I think both sides have good points about Skub.

[–] FailedAtAdulting@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

I am an opportunist. If the pro-Skubs look like they're winning, I too shall be pro-Skub. However, if the anti-Skubs are victorious, then I've always been anti-Skub.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Skub means "push" in danish. Do with that what you will

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Skub stacking destroys micro ecosystems

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Skub is 4 scrubs

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you are pro-skub, you're no comrade of mine

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Skub has its benefits, imo. You shouldn't just write it off like that.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need UlyssesT back for his takes on skub

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I stand with the TLC party line on this one; a strict No Skrub policy

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

git gud skub

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Skub for some, tiny soviet flags for others!

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

don't stick your bits in the Skub

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

its a classic

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