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Kelly: Yahweh or the Highway (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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https://theonion.com/yahweh-or-the-highway/

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[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 67 points 10 months ago (1 children)

kelly “Opus DEI”

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

Very nice

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

If it ain't broke, don't crucifix it

Amazing kelly

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

wait is jesus straight saruman-orb

[–] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just me washing my 12 closest bros' feet, in a totally platonic way

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

we need ancient greek bros on this, didn't his feet get washed by prostitutes as well. Is it like super masculine or gay

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Those are the same thing to the ancient greek bros

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

in a totally platonic way

*neoplatonic

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

No way in hell. I'll accept a bi Jesus but if he was a straight man then call me a Luciferian

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Kelly, by God, you have done it again.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

:kelly: Anti-white knights

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

hiring god to do work of man hits the diversity quota tho jesus-cleanse

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

white Jesus btfo

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

kelly When Jesus became Jecis.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

When Jesus became Jecis.

You are now banned from Le Epic X Dot Com, the Everything App and Bastion of Radical Free Speech billionaire-tears

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

smdh back in my day Jesus used to be a white fella.

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Thank you kelly

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Just noticed the liberty-weeping

data-laughing michael-laugh

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago