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The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I'm in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

Mine is Hearthstone, so my life basically just becomes Yu-Gi-Oh? I have to wander around Azeroth getting challenged by weirdos to increasingly elaborate children's card game battles?

I typically make high legend on ladder though, so I guess I'm okay with this life.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Probably become a vegetable from the brain damage/concussions/broken spine. Rocket league.

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Warframe. Seems like there's some stability in some of the planets' different cities. I'm not far into the game, so I'm not sure what might happen.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

FFXIV. I'll probably go to one of the cities to work as farmer or something like that. Doesn't look like they have a need for programmer there.

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I was playing Rogue Trader so unless I get to take over one of the PCs I'm pretty screwed. The 40k universe is not a friendly place. Even if I take over one of the party characters I'd probably still end up dead in some awful way. My character was a psycher so that's never a good idea if you want to remain demon free.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Civ VI? I dunno... maybe this is it?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Timberborn. Humans died out and beavers are now the dominant species. So, I guess it could be worse..

[–] AtomCreatorMusician@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

TOTK. If I was a random villager I'd probably be OK.

If I was Link I'd die to the first red Bokoblin I encountered.

If I was Ganondorf I'd be twiddling my thumbs waiting as Link got sidetracked by side questing and "hey I bet there's something cool at the top of this cliff".

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires; it would really depend on if I were an officer or not, and then if I had a name or not. Best case scenario I worm my way into an out of the way post in the Wei clan and hold one mantra in mind: "Do not pursue Lu Bu".

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Pokémon Sun. Basically Hawaii with better healthcare. I'll probably survive.

I'll be homesick for the extreme four season climate I'm used to before too long, though. I just got back from a trip to Hawaii, and even just a week of it was bordering on too long.

At any rate, happy to answer this question today rather than two weeks earlier. I'd be better off in Alola than trying to survive alone shipwrecked on Nauvis.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Trombone Champ. I'd be in a marching band. Again.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Cyberpunk. I'd be a corpslave... ain't no way I'd survive anything else.

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

Last game was Wordle..so.....

[–] alchemy88@lemmy.team 3 points 11 months ago

Stellaris. I was getting destroyed by an empire that wanted to terminate me. So not good 😂

[–] Eiri@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Elden Ring. Welp, at least I guess i revive on death now?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 11 months ago

Rainworld. Yeah i'm screwed.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Earthbound

I better call my dad and eat this cookie while my friend gets his trout flavored yogurt ready

[–] Toes@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

Pokemon, not bad could be much worse I was playing rimworld before that.

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I think living in post nuclear armageddon Nevada would fix me

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Mini Metro.

Guess who has two thumbs and is stuck on the train all day?

[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I would be in Mario Kart... pretty sure I would look for Yoshi or Birdo at the lockers after, if you know what I mean...

[–] SweatyFireBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The long dark.

Assuming the game mechanics are still in place? I'll be fine. Maybe I'll even live a few years on the Great Bear island.

However, if I am in that scenario with real world mechanics? I'm Fucking dead, so hard, so fast. Then again I guess the wildlife would be less aggressive and maybe people would actually be around. Still probably dead, though.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

ANIMAL CROSSING LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Hearthstone. So... Fine? I guess? I'm in a StormWind tavern as a human, and if I die I can resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Seems fine to me.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Spiderman 2.

I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I have three lives, death match to the end. I think it would be never ending battles if I won. Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Borderlands. Yeah probably kinda screwed.

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do I get the ability to build things instantly like the protagonist of factorio? If I'm suddenly stuck on a planet with super hostile aliens and I have to build automatic weapons and flamethrowers from pure iron ore with my current skills, uhhh, yeah I'm in trouble.

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[–] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Playing Eve Online as I post this.

If I'm a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I'm actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship "for real", but hey, at least I'm immortal.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Starfield… Meh not sure if anywhere would be good because I have to walk to everywhere (until recently) and pirates are bothering me randomly

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Black Mesa /// I’m F’d.

[–] themadcodger@kbin.earth 2 points 11 months ago

Cthulhu: Death May Die. So I'll probably go insane while killing cultists and whatever unspeakable horror is waiting this time. Should be a good time.

[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Hearts of iron 4, yerrrrp it's over.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Guess I'm playing cards in the tavern with Thrall and Uther!

[–] Swerker@feddit.nu 2 points 11 months ago

Farming simulator. So yea, pretty much the same as my daily life now

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