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RIP ISS, you gonna get eaten by ghosts of space whales

https://fxtwitter.com/SpaceBasedFox/status/1830180273130242223

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[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sure astronauts are trained in scary shit resistance like they have to listen creepy sounds and read cosmic horror stories so they don't go insane beholding the absurdity of the endless void

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 2 months ago

I always thought they are rather choosen for their spatial orientation combined with lack of imagination.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Little known fact: If you stay in space long enough the star children recognize your heartbeat and come by to [redacted] your [redacted]

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Flip, pancakes.

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aren't there noises like this in Event Horizon?

Does anyone know where Sam Neil is?

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Assembly_(TV_series)

Participating in this and probably being very cool

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having to sleep near that

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

This is why there's a gun on the Soyuz.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

porky-happy "Yup, no worries Butch, it's behaving exactly as intended."

astronaut-2 "Wait, really? This is some seriously freaky shit!"

porky-happy "Well of course it is! you didn't think the signal to call Yog-Sothoth to your fiery blood sacrifice was going to sound pleasant, did you?"

astronaut-2 "Our WHAT?!"

porky-happy "Oh yeah, that was always the plan. Send you guys up, lure him out, then use his transcendence of space-time to actually move crews and cargo. I mean, you rode the thing, you can't possibly still think we were planning to use them at scale!"

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

porky-happy 'but think of the cost savings.. if something goes wrong we can say it's Havana syndrome'

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The true source of Havana Syndrome revealed.

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It was Space Putin all along.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn't she beautiful?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 months ago

The ship is calling SOS on its own

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's trying to tempt them to take a ride back to earth on it where it'll explode on reentry.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Can't wait to hear about how it's rcs starts firing SOS in morse code

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Holy shit lol

Your space mission directed by Ridley Scott.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

The Gene Stealer Matriarch is finally inviting the Hivefleet to Terra.

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

libera te tutemet ex inferis

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

libera…te…me…ex inferis

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Europe's haunted

- Karl Marx

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Wow new friends!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The protomolecule is waking up

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

That sound would make me piss and shit my pants.

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Samus is gonna respond to their distress signal any minute now

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That's so spooky. It has to be unnatural it's happening at perfectly even intervals? Bi-product of some other machinery operating on-board causing speaker interference? Can't you just turn other stuff off one by one until you find the thing doing it? The only thing you can't turn off is the oxygen stuff surely?

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Sure, by all means; I won't stop you from going alone into the haunted space ship.

[–] UltraGreen@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I saw someone else described it sounding a lot like what a Chinese astronaut in 2003 heard. Essentially it's the walls of the starliner having a differential in pressure, and the metal walls are "popping" in and out repeatedly.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

And the astronaut is just cool, calm, and collected. As one should, to be an astronaut.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Space submarines confirmed

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

must be a ghost in the shell

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

It sounds like a feedback loop between the microphone and the speaker.