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None of these words are in the bible
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?
I love that "Skibbidy Ohio Rizz" is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with "what the fuck mom"
as far as i understand, skibbidy rizz is a compliment, ohio rizz is an insult. skibbidi ohio rizz is to kids what say "fascist communism" is to us, if i understand correctly
Ohio rizz means you have the sexual charisma of someone from Ohio. Which, like, jesus chrisht kids calm down.
I can’t make it on my own
Because I’m skibidi Ohio
So cut my rizz and black my eyes
Hope this helps.
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Sounds like something a fascist communist dEmOnCrAt would say.
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I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot
It's rap beef between white children.
Kid looks so uncomfortable trying to project confidence.
No, I veto this. I use my veto. Veto. I declare a veto. This has been veto'ed.
As opposed to Vito'ing which would mean my uncle comes and critiques your pasta sauce
The rizzler is a guy? I thought it was a play on The Riddler and Rizz, like, an idea, a platonic ideal not a person
The Rizzler is a guy (a kid, to be particular), but the riddler + rizz combination came first, he got the name from the meme
so hack to just take a descriptor like that and give it to yourself lol.
Something something second order simulacra of the 90s rap game.
a rizzler is wot a inglish bloke rowls a spliff wif innit
Reminded me of Rinzler from Tron: Legacy
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GOONERS 
extremely important cultural moment
Much of Chapo's early success was roasting terrified old men writing newspaper columns about the inscrutable things kids were allegedly doing these days.
Seriously tho why are pre teens playing Yank football
American Football is a de-facto relgigion. Not in any kind of sarcastic way, it is a core component of social life and holds a sacred and holy status in many rural parts of the us south and midwest. It's the cornerstone around which the social world is arrranged. It's far more important to them than a little traumatic brain injury.
The inevitable cte will be worth it when it pays for college
the american people are not intellectual, to put it mildly
i should not have watched that 
I have no idea what compelled me to listen to this
it was supposed to be funny. it should have been funny. why wasn't it funny 
He gets his bitches at Costco and you know he buys in bulk
OKAY NOONE ELSE IS DOING THE DIRTY WORK HERE
But I listened to Rizzard if Oz and I can't see how its a diss of the Costco Guys. Its just a really bad, weird, auto tuned mess of bars summarizing to "Im him, I get baddies".
WHERE IS THE BEEF?
Jacob sartorius walked so baby gronk could rizz
This can't be real, can it? It has the same layout as someone making a stock "cool guy" character in the 80s or something.
Curtains for Zoosha
A beef between the whitest kids you've ever seen. 
Not to quote family dad or whatever but oh my God who the hell cares 
Skibidi shit
Alright, I’m joining the Taliban.
mother of god why do people turn autotune up that high it sounds like cat shit wrapped in dog shit
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