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[–] Fester@lemm.ee 150 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This person’s problem can be solved by a sandwich. Takes like 3 minutes to make, or can be prepped earlier, no cooking necessary, has color, is fresh, not frozen, beats any fast food meal in price and quality. Also can even be healthy if you shop wisely. Can be different every day. Can be hot or cold. The possibilities are endless. Sandwiches are the best.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

Sandwiches were literally invented to be home made, portable fast food, for hunters, workers, and the like. Not only are they ok with being wrapped up and carried, if made right they actually get better when wrapped up and squashed.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I agree sandwiches are the best. But my metabolism is just too efficient at turning carbs into fat and high blood sugar. There's just no substitute for good bread in a sandwich, all attempts at compromise/substitutions ruin the whole thing.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (5 children)

wraps are just as convenient and use far less bread, i love a good turkey wrap for lunch

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Good Lord I am happy I can handle my shit and not have to publicly post my executive dysfunction for the planet to see.

[–] aniki@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So much of these news aggregate sites are morons reposting the same tired posts from absolute crayon eaters who bloviate about how critically incapable they are at basic life functions.

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I am pretty sure I have ADHD and I still manage to meal prep.

Even if you cant, you can literally just have a backup plan like mine, for when I forget to cook I have some frozen chicken strips, potato wedges, and green beans, throw it all on a sheet pan and into the convection oven for 20-25 mins, boom you have a decent meal, bit more pricey than doing it from scratch, but it's quick and low effort

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 14 points 2 months ago

I do have ADHD, and while I can manage meal prep, 99% of the time I just can’t be bothered. But I force myself to do it, because the alternative is eating a bag of crisps and a big bar of chocolate and feeling like crap all afternoon.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 48 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Here in the Netherlands a lot of people just eat sandwiches. I usually take them with me to work. Not a lot of effort

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (16 children)

I'll never understand how can people eat sandwiches every day, especially those with some kind of meat in them. I'm not vegetarian but eating sandwiches for more than two days in a row make me want to puke.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you eat the same thing for breakfast every day? I do. But for whatever reason, lunch and dinner is different. Can't eat the same thing twice.

Dumb brain

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can just... not? Having two larger meals a day isn't that weird.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have adopted the "Central European" diet:

One large meal a day and then leftovers + bread and toppings.

Occasionally might have more but that's my daily meal plan and works pretty great.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bread is a life saver. If you don't have time to cook just eat some bread. Healthy (depends on the kind of bread) and you don't have to worry about beeing hungry an hour later.

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[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (18 children)

Cooking takes SO MUCH TIME when you're single. But eating out is so expensive. It sucks.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Good news, they're making eating in expensive too, so you can get the full experience!

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[–] OopsAllEarios@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago
[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I disagree. I like cooking and since I'm working from home I can make something nice and fast at home for lunch. But I probably would have agreed back then when I worked at the office.

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love the cooking but hate the cleaning up part.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pro tip: cook in and eat from one pot :D

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone needs to raise their sandwich game.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just cook bigger portions for dinner and eat that as lunch

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There is another option.

Just going to put this out there, cook too much the previous night, don't eat all the dinner you cooked. Place the remainder into some form of container; transport said container to work with you the next day.

Lunch is sorted when you make your dinner!

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

£4 sounds pretty cheap if it's a decent meal

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's a sandwich, pocket of crisps or a chocolate bar and a drink.

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, eventually it ends when you’re promoted to middle management and you have to forage for granola bars and cookies during the few seconds you get between meetings. Stay an IC for as long as you can.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 46 points 2 months ago (6 children)

That sounds like a toxic-work-culture thing that I'm faaaar too European to understand. I'm off for a two hour lunch, don't text me

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[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (14 children)

This thread just oozes of early adults that don't understand how to spend 30 minutes preparing meals

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mostly eat leftovers from last night's dinner for lunch.

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Leftovers gang checking in. Sometimes it tastes even better the next day.

[–] bad_alloc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (10 children)

If you want to minimize cleanup and effort, just use a rice cooker.

  • Costs 30€
  • Put in rice and lentils at a ratio of your chosing, cook with oil and salt
  • Optionally spices and tomato paste
  • Put in frozen veggies either in a steaming basket or directly in the rice
  • Chuck in an onion (quartered if you're lazy) and some garlic
  • Yoghurt on the side

Congratulations you now have a healthy, cheap meal you can make at home or at work. If you eat directly out of the cooker you only need to clean your spoon. No cutting board needed either.

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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 23 points 2 months ago

Imagine your biggest realization as an adult being a wrong opinion.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Look I'm not saying that cooking your own lunch is a prerequisite for being an adult. However complaining about the quality of prepared food while not acknowledging you could just cook is sure as hell immature.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The trick is being able to eat the same meal for the entire day. Cook once and eat it throughout the day. lol

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[–] flerp@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I look forward to lunch every day. I make myself a wrap with some sort of oven cooked filling and a bunch of fresh veggies and some apple slices and a small bag of wasabi peas for dessert.

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Most of my lunches are leftovers, but many of them are things like a burger or a bratwurst that I can cook with little effort. Or I can buy something.

Imagine complaining about £4 for lunch, I'm lucky if I get out for under $20.

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[–] ZealousSealion@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Some of us are given free meals to eat in our paid meal breaks.

Nothing fancy though. Most times, the chef only makes a starter or a dessert. Rarely both.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Honestly they should just make nutrition bricks. Just combining nutrients into a brick. It could even be modular so you can add/remove various nutrients based on your nutritional needs. The perfect life would be working for the nutrition brick manufacturer and then going home to eat some nice nutrition bricks.

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[–] BoxerDevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sandwiches are never a bad option.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Learn how to cook. It’s not that hard to throw something together that’s good after being microwaved. The other day I made some bitter-orange chicken with rice. It was 30 minutes waiting and 4 minutes coating the chicken in the pan with the sauce.

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's not even an age thing, but more an economic issue, I never ran into this as an issue when the cost of eating out was affordable. Don't feel like prepping lunch the night before? Screw it, I'll pickup something during my lunch break for $3-4. But now that $3-4 is $10+

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In Brazil, if you work more that 6hs a day, the company have to give you lunch. The majority of them, give you a pre paid debit card that can be used in restaurants. This mean that they are a lot of money there that can be used in restaurants, so any office building have lots of restaurants around.

From my union contract, I get 40R daily to lunch, and the restaurant I go they serve "prato feito" (beans, rice, salad, meat) for 25, and use the rest for some icecream or to eat something with my wife at weekends.

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (20 children)

Is this some sort of British joke that I am too Indian to understand?

Edit: There was a bit of miscommunication it seems. My comment was on the food themselves and not the price.

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[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me, living in France, where a cafeteria room is mandatory, 1-2h long lunchs are the norm and your employer has to give you at least 4-5€/day to buy lunch:

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

There's a variety of lunches that are cheap and insanely easy though:

  • Stir fry with leftover rice, an egg, and some frozen veggies
  • Sandwich with a piece of fruit or some veggies
  • Leftover soup heated up on the stove (or in the microwave if ya nasty)
  • Cold pasta dishes like pasta salad with leftover protein thrown on top
  • Charcuterie plate with cold cuts, crackers, cheeses, and jams
  • Salad with cold leftover proteins
  • Leftover fried chicken straight out the fridge, as God intended

Like sure, some of these things rely on having leftovers laying around to dress up a bit, but I think that's a reasonable thing to expect of most people.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you're not eating a croque monsieur for lunch, that's your fault, and you deserve to be miserable

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