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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 hours ago

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SourceHuman@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I was really hoping it was dubbed.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That IP address is coming from inside the house!

[–] SourceHuman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

When A Stranger Calls (1979)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ

Or slightly more recently:
When A Stranger Calls (2006)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k

[–] teft@lemmy.world 140 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[–] Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 hours ago

Hah! What an idiot.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 102 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 74 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 31 points 7 hours ago

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 78 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] pixelblut@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 104 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

My IP is in this photo and I don't like it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 49 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 6 points 5 hours ago

I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 6 hours ago

How come you know my IP !?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 15 points 8 hours ago

Oh shit! So is mine!

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 61 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 50 points 8 hours ago

It could loopback to you...

[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[–] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

That's probably a VNC/local server listener.

tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 15 points 8 hours ago

But technically he's right

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 8 hours ago

tries to hack into it

"Oh no, someone is trying to hack into me too!"