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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

“You all will be stardust”

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We gotta go more stupid

Neil DeGrasse Bison

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

A neil bison with a spliff

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I mean all right if you want

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Kneel dat Ass, my Son

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Surprisingly easy boss battle, everyone just says they hate it because it'll randomly broadcast facts about science fiction media that makes people annoyed and apparently that's a greater sin than genuine malice.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure the backlash was entirely organic and has nothing to do with him being a prominent black voice for public vaccination programs.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

I mean he gets shit and joked about for some of the dumb, annoying, pedantic tweets he tweets. That part I'm not sure needs a wholeass conspiracy theory to explain.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

His stupid tweet saying anything that doesnt enjoy sex is long extinct was in 2016. He was known as an idiot way before covid.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I can see it now. It's like The Fact Core from Portal, only worse.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the foreground, Antman contemplates what he will- nay, what he must do.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone prototyped a suppository themed ant man suit yet?

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Or an ant-man themed suppository?

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what Neil DEGAUSS Tyson would look like.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

he will definitely EMBOSSED

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

150 foot tall Demi-god who can crush cities beneath his feet, break mountains with his fists, and can cause hurricanes with his breath. Doesn’t use any of those powers and just likes explaining advanced physics and astronomical phenomena to the layman in simple terms whilst also being entertaining at the same time.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I'd rather see Mike Degrasse Tyson.

[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

I'd like to see a titan of the style of Attack on Titan

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Tiber Septim using Neilmidium the brass titan

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Short time later Neil rang the doorbell, "Actually....Titan is the biggest moon of Saturnus and it was discovered by Huygens in 1655 you miseducated moran!"

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

"There's no WORTER there"

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Somebody forward this to Neil and get Netflix on the line

I need 8 seasons and a movie of this!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

the snark is strong in him

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Serious o-face vibes

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It is the ultimate evolution of hours character on future worm

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Uhm, awhktually….

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Degrasse is a narcissistic scumbag. He's one of the worst science celebrities.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's not that bad. He's not perfect by any means, but the Neil hate cult is just over the top.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Dudes a womenizer, cheat, narcissistic, conman, and he's been wrong about fundamental science. You should really look him up before saying "nah"

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

womenizer, cheat, narcissistic, conman, and he's been wrong about fundamental science

Care to provide any objective evidence/sources for these claims...?

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Them: "nah"

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

As if womanizing is bad eyerollemoji !

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 3 months ago

Thank you for all the facts and sources. Much more helpful than just saying "do your own research!"

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -3 points 3 months ago

Oh well then. Disregard everything he is, by all means.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did Pluto write this comment?

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Ba dum tiss