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You all are making Beetles references, when that's Gregg Allman from the Allman Brothers Band

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"I'm Gonna Get That Hedgehog" is my favorite song.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I was always more of a Walrus fan. Goo goo ga joob

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

it's Dr Eggman actually

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tryin to make an omelet and doin the best I caaaaan

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

This guy gets it

[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Cos he's a Scramblin' Maaan...

[–] quantumfoam@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I am the eggman, (Ooh) They are the eggmen, (Ooh) I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 month ago

I've come to make an announcement

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hey man, I'm allowed to make a Beatles reference if I coo coo ca-choose to.

Also All-man Brothers? That doesn't sound very inclusive; get back to me when you allow women brothers too.

Edit: what an enormously strange and entirely innocuous comment to downvote. I wonder whose feathers I've ruffled and how.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I didn't assume so, but I do appreciate you saying so regardless. Cheers ✌️

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Came to the comment secion to look for the Walrus reference and was not disappointed!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I looked out the window and seen his bald head,

Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

Launched that shot and he was caught out there

[–] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My man...🤜🤛

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No albums, but...
E.G.G.M.A.N.
LEGO Eggman Rap
Uh... E.G.G.M.A.N. (Doc. Robeatnix Mix)

Guy needs more songs.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Not a song but the sonic 3 & knuckles miniboss theme goes incredibly hard.

Still used by many to represent Eggman

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

"Off the Wall" must be one of his albums.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew today

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Not gonna let them stop me, not gonna let them stop the midnight frrrryyyyer!

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can give you four:

  • Id Ck
  • Ayin Orm
  • W Untry Yes
  • Uthern Ood
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Ttin' the Ote

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Whipping up omelets at the Whipping Post.

[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nowadays, everybody cracks eggs like they got something to bake, but nothing comes out, when they move their whisk, just a bunch of jiggilin', and mothercluckers act like they forgot about eggs.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

oh this is his controversial album, N-word to the Dank.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

Northernlion before playing the binding of Isaac.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago