We gotta start saying her name man. It's like working with a new person who you call orange as a joke since that's what they wore on their first day but you just keep it up because you're too shy to ask their name.
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Her name is ~~Robert Paulson~~ Haliey Welch.
I know her name is publicly available. I'm just saying if she's going to keep popping up we should probably stop calling her "Hawk Tuah girl".
we gotta start saying her name
her name
That’s a win!
This one doesn't even call her "Hawk Tuah girl".
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I mean, she is not trying to keep a private life, she is trying to capitalize on her 15 mins of fame. If she wants the fame, the label should be fair game.
Tuna!
I've been avoiding hawk tuah as an exercise in how long it was possible to avoid the meme but now i've looked up her name and it's Haliey Welch
Haliey Welch
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Honestly, I'm really starting to come around to Hawk Tuah Girl's take on applying dialectics to make progressively more optimized particle swarm algorithms.
Huh, one part of me feels bad for her cause of all the attention, but she seems like she wants to capitalize on it.
It’s her choice but I feel like the jokes are a little more justified if she wants to stay in the spotlight.
I mean she's called her podcast "Talk Tuah"
That's goddamned hilarious.
Oh course. A lot of extroverts conflate fame with healthy interpersonal relationships.
it's definitely at least in part intended. She has management now, for sure.
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
And my axe!
Dial it back aboot 20 percent there, Squirrelly Dan!
Your sister is hot! I regret nothing! I regret noothiiiiiiing!
Fun fact: Albert Einstein was a hoe
Classic Scientist trying to offer comfort...
"Listen, I'm sorry your marriage fell apart, but it was the most likely outcome..."
"Also, you wanna have sex?"
I knew he wasn’t monogamous, but I didn’t know he tried to start a polycule until I read that. Interesting!
Makes up theory of relativity. Marries cousin.
"My dear, monogamy is an entirely relative concept with no fixed frame of reference!'
Many of the great geniuses fell to one or the other extreme of sexual activity. Might be related to neurodivergence but that’s me speculating
Plays into the autism/ADHD as a superpower narrative instead of the "some people like sex some don't" narrative, pass.
Some people like sex, others don’t. People with autism/adhd often find ourselves in positions where we’re comfortable violating social norms, whether that’s deciding that you’d actually rather spend all your time on electrical engineering and pigeons instead of having a family, or being a bum who can’t stick with a job long enough to have consistent housing but also lacks the impulse control to not pursue all the sex they want.
It'd be nice to line up his quotes on the subject in chronological order, since it seems like the last one would be about how his infidelities were his biggest failings in life. People say a lot of stuff to rationalize their behaviour while they are still doing it. But with time and space, can put together that the problem wasn't that other people "chose" to feel hurt about it. They will always be hurt if it came by surprise and you didn't have consent first. Hell, even in proper polygamous relationships with as much consideration and communication as possible, it can be a challenge to not hurt anyone.
Oppenheimer too
a hoe
A garden tool? Or just bad spelling?
Ein stein, neunundneunzig liebhaberin.
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wait. alber charged and people paid???
he grows more based every time I learn more about his life
When have quants ever used good decision making as a basis for their trading? Saying you use AI brings in investors, that's good enough for quant funds.
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