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u galz R great

are the pizza muffins ready?

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[โ€“] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

I needed bottles with the snap lid things so I got an 8 pack of grolsch

[โ€“] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It was a magical day when I saw gallon glass jars of pickles in the grocery store for around $9.

  1. Buy gallon jar
  2. Distribute the pickles to pickle lovers (mostly trans women)
  3. Use empty glass jar to ferment things in
[โ€“] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

pickle lovers (mostly trans women)

That's way funnier and somehow based than it has any right to be

[โ€“] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

Yeah it rules. My friends love the finished product too.

[โ€“] dead@hexbear.net 17 points 17 hours ago

As someone who was once in the same situation. The one gallon jugs that you buy for $10 are designed to fit a rubber plug on the mouth and all the mouths are the same size. The $11 jugs that you buy which are filled with wine don't have a consistent mouth size, so you might need to buy different sized rubber plugs for each. It's not a huge problem, but it is a slight inconvenience.

[โ€“] dannoffs@hexbear.net 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

$11 gallons of wine sounds like a headache in a bottle

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 18 hours ago

RemindMe! 12 hours

[โ€“] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

Its not some quirky DIY cognac (well, brandy) kit? Its just $11 wine?

[โ€“] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago

I did this with a one gallon jar of pickles so I could turn it into a squirrel feeder. It was significantly cheaper than just buying an empty jar of the same size.

[โ€“] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

pizza muffins

Holy shit I have to look this up and see if they're real

[โ€“] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 19 points 19 hours ago

well hell yeah, ten dollar bottles and one dollar gallons of wine.

[โ€“] Weedian@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago

Buy them, drink the wine, and give her the empty bottles as a birthday or xmas gift

[โ€“] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago
[โ€“] courier8377@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago

This should be the maximum price of wine tbh

[โ€“] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

You can turn the extra wine into vinegar. it does this naturally if you leave it open for a few weeks. This depends on the alcohol content, and you can buy starter bacteria for the process to speed it up.

[โ€“] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 17 hours ago

Or drink cheap wine

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)
[โ€“] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Or you could distill the wine into brandy!

[โ€“] Cummunism@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

my moms family would buy that gallon jug wine for thanksgiving. i got to try some when i was maybe 10 years old. im pretty sure that kept me from drinking til i was like 18.

[โ€“] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I love the gallon jug wine. I lived on that stuff from 2019 to 2023.

[โ€“] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It's from the Earth. It's natural.