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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 111 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Lots of news agencies pulling out the term 'limited ground incursion' I really wonder who falls for this shit

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Their laughable propagandistic 'special military operation'

Our accurate and reasonable 'limited ground incursion'

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Truly an incredible parody we have been given

I hate it.

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago

smuglord Oho you really fall for the russian propaganda of it being a "special military operation"? You hapless fool, I am not so easily deceived.

so-true OMG slay limited ground incursion to defend yourself in another nation that you've bombed to defend yourself.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'Lesser evil' is unironically considered good in mainstream media, so I assume a lot of people are falling for this shit.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny how often they cheer for "lesser evil" like it still isn't evil. Pretty sure Sophie wasn't celebrating her Choice, motherfuckers.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

It's exactly what it says on the tin. It's evil. They know it's evil, but they throw up their hands and say, "it is what it is" and engage in evil. The evil has become so banal that it is a matter of course to practice it.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

FULL-SCALE: BAD SLAVIC HORDE STUFF
LIMITED: GOOD WHITES DOIN' THEIR GOSH-DARN BEST

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[–] RION@hexbear.net 102 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The best way to de-escalate a situation that could blow up into a regional war is... uh... Assassinating the leader of one of the main belligerents and then doing a ground invasion. Yes.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their form of going to the table over Gaza involved assassinating one of the negotiators so this isn't out of character for their insane thought processes

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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 82 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"de-escalation through escalation"

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

Peace Is Our Profession

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

war is peace

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like adding gasoline to a fire fire gasoline

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Vividly hearing the intro to World Destruction by Time Zone play in my head reading that

hamas-red-triangle

t34 idf-destroyer

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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What is the deal with nazis and opening extra fronts?

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[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Fuck it, fedposting

I want to see so many NATO officials and Zionists swinging from lampposts that you can use them as wind farms

There is no end to this, they will not rest until everything is dead and not a single Zionist will change their mind because doing that already means admitting things you can never be forgiven for

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna add my own fedposting fedpost in here

I want to see them all crucified and eyes taped open so they're forced to watch decolonization happen right before them.

Oh and also build a bonfire near where they're crucified and only light it during the spring or summer.

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[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

QUICK

SEND 60 BILLION DOLLARS TO ISRAEL

[–] miz@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ONLY SIXTY? MAOTHELAWN HAS GONE WOKE

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

tromp They're a very bad Palestinian!!

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

send israel 20 billion for every innocent idf soldier killed by hamas

(0 dollars cause no iof soldier is innocent)

[–] companero@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are reports of large numbers of troops and tanks moving to the border, so it seems like they are really going to do it.

On paper, Hezbollah still has everything they need to defeat such an invasion. Either the Israeli leadership is fully detached from reality, or they have more cards up their sleeve.

Also, from what I've heard, it sounds like Israel will invade through Syria in an attempt to bypass defenses in Lebanon. But both Hezbollah and Syria have probably been preparing for that for a while now.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)

it sounds like Israel will invade through Syria in an attempt to bypass defenses in Lebanon

I feel like I'm being baited into an analogy

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Opening up a second front, the fascist love that.

[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

opening up a 3rd front in order to open up my 2nd front, in order to, uh... what was I doing again biden-forgor

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How's the situation in Syria? I don't think they would appreciate Israel troops on their land

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It may force a response from Assad that could end in an attept to liberate Golan heights, the syrian army is currently 130k strong who are experienced thanks to the civil war

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[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they have more cards up their sleeve.

A ground invasion against Syria will fix the Gazan and Lebanese fronts!

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Either the Israeli leadership is fully detached from reality

They are fully detached from reality. They have effectively opened up three fronts in the past month.

Let’s just assume full scale occupation is successful on all fronts, they’ve just welcomed a half dozen legitimate insurgencies that they have no chance of overcomingn in the long run. Zero. They are fucked.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Our enemy’s Special Military Operation

Our ally’s ground operation

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Unprovoked full-scale invasion

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i hope every IOF nazi walks over a landmine, an IED, i hope they all get shot, i hope they all get captured and put into prison and made to assemble bombs for hezbollah to drop on the zionist entity

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Personally I hope they all step on a rake and then when they've gone "uuuurgh" and step away from the rake they step on another rake then they go "uuuurgh" and step on another rake and then they go "uuurgh" and step into a deep hole full of rakes.

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[–] refolde@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Far more merciful than what I had in mind.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

May we see the end of Israel in our lifetimes

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (11 children)

After Iran's massive fuckup I'm no longer confident on predicting how this will go.

Fully prepared to read about how Israel just rolled in with zero opposition because Anthony Blinken promised each member of the resistance $3.50 if they just didn't do anything.

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[–] refolde@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Bloodthirsty molerats.

Iran, please.

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

I really hope that Mike Davis’s prediction of a small scale nuclear conflict breaking out in regional wars was off the mark.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Could I get a reality check for this? Does it mean anything? What exactly is a Nour missile?

5m ago / 9:52 AM MDT

Hezbollah fires 'Nour missile' into northern Israel

Hezbollah said in a statement that it fired a “Nour missile” at Israel, which sources familiar with the Lebanese militant group told Reuters is a ballistic missile. The missile hit the village of Kafr Giladi in northern Israel, the statement said, adding that it had fired it in response to “Israeli violations of cities, villages, and civilians.” It was the first time they have used the missile, the statement said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/israel-hezbollah-live-updates-hamas-leader-lebanon-killed-strike-hits-rcna173218

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