Started as Factory Default, then Work Issued, and now I'm pretty sure it's Corrupted Data.
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No factory default due to data corruption, so I uninstalled it as bloat. Then I wrote a few of my own to play with, but instead of dynamically assigning at boot I set up hotswapping.
Factory default, jailbroken with various extensions and mods.
I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"
That's a "lawful evil" move if I've ever seen one. I like it.
i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.
Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.
Best approach.
Like any good programmer
Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.
Howdy uncle brother!
You're gonna need to be more specific.
Their other mom.
Found mine on a USB drive in the parking lot at Aldi
dammit, you stole my joke. only you said it first and made it better.
so malware
Mine is what I was assigned at conception
( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )
some wget random.gender.com | sudo sh for me
( Emulated )
N̸i̷n̷t̶e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̵w̴a̸n̶t̵s̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̴k̵n̸o̴w̸ ̶y̸o̸u̷r̵ ̴l̶o̸c̷a̴t̷i̴o̸n̷
( Snap Store )
Found the Ubuntu user
I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.
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Uninstalled (it was bloat).
Wrote my own but it fucking sucks so I usually just use the factory default.
Packaged it just for fun, then forgot to disable
Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.
And raw dog them.
makes sense since gender is "software"
System Update
I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.
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malware
This but unironically. Society would be SO much better if we just did the whole "gender doesn't matter" thing that started in the 90s instead of the "be whatever gender you feel like" thing from the late 10s.
Still using the demo disc
Pretty sure mine falls under "Found it on a random disk".
There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.
We need more backwards compatible genders
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