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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (4 children)

( Crowdsourced )
( Snap Store )
( Emulated )

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

( Snap Store )

Found the Ubuntu user

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I'm actually on Manjaro, but ( AUR ) probably wouldn't have been as easy to recognize, and ( Flatpak Repository ) or ( AppImage Install ) seemed like a lot.

[–] LodeMike 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Gender my_gender = Gender.random();

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 9 points 2 months ago

( Emulated )

N̸i̷n̷t̶e̷n̷d̴o̷ ̵w̴a̸n̶t̵s̵ ̶t̴o̷ ̴k̵n̸o̴w̸ ̶y̸o̸u̷r̵ ̴l̶o̸c̷a̴t̷i̴o̸n̷

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

some wget random.gender.com | sudo sh for me

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Found it on a random disc. Always pick up the USBs at the parks, kids.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 27 points 2 months ago

Uninstalled (it was bloat).

[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

[–] LodeMike 13 points 2 months ago

Like any good programmer

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

System Update

I was assigned one, but decided that it was wrong. Now I'm arguably the same one, but I feel like a massive improvement.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, at least you can always roll back, or pick a different distro

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago

Who has the money for that?! :-P

That said, *I* get to decide what my own fucking gender means - not anyone else.

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-Link

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I realized the concept was making me hold myself back. Want to know my pronouns? That's a you problem. There's only one third person pronoun I'll accept when I'm standing right there, and it's "my client"

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[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There comes a point when your hardware is too old to receive new OS updates and all this new stuff coming out just isn’t compatible.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

We need more backwards compatible genders

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago

Mine is what I was assigned at conception

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dynamically assigned at boot

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you go to sleep at the end of the day or do you do a full shutdown?

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Copied it early on from that one guy who stuck his penis in my mom.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're gonna need to be more specific.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Their other mom.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

Still using the demo disc

No factory default due to data corruption, so I uninstalled it as bloat. Then I wrote a few of my own to play with, but instead of dynamically assigning at boot I set up hotswapping.

[–] dabw1@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Found mine on a USB drive in the parking lot at Aldi

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

It is what it is.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you go far enough back, "Data corruption"

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

If you go far enough back, the data turns quantum - as in having multiple simultaneous solutions to the waveform equation as to presence & location in time. And roughly every 20-30 years, it keeps splitting up again! :-P

[–] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)
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[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Have a friend who came out as nonbinary. No word of a lie, they threw a gender repeal party.

[–] LodeMike 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So they have a null pointer gender or something?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Or something.

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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think we have enough forest fires, thank you very much

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

This is exactly what I was going to ask: "Did they burn down the state of California as a result?". But instead, take my upvote!:-)

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[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Wrote my own but it fucking sucks so I usually just use the factory default.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

came preinstalled on hand-me-down drive

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Packaged it just for fun, then forgot to disable

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've seen a ton of "men are like" memes today and I didn't identify with any of them. Am I not a man? 🤔

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're on yiffit, so the odds are very much against it.

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