Doing a whiteface minstrel show.
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Last time I had chili at the hexbear compound it was too spicy, and when I asked for milk you gave me soy milk and I said "nooo it doesn't gave the enzyme that disables capsaicin!" and you all called me a milkboy nerd while I cried into my chili.
I'm the cook. My specialties are delicious hearty meals and hormones.
as much as i would like to be the cute trans librarian there also needs to be a strong agricultural workforce in order to make shit work so I guess Ill work the fields, ill bring my copy of Four Season Harvest though! it could be really cool!
I'll be making liquor. There's a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though
Same but with growing weed
I am going to be making r/prisonhooch so proud with the amount of highly questionable alcohol i'll be making
You ever make skeeter pee? Not the worst thing I've ever drank
no but i should. i really want to try and make umqombothi one of these days
umqombothi
Oh that's interesting. Sounds kinda like South American chicha corn beer.
Skeeter pee is super easy to make and almost tastes good.
Beanis harvesting 
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Animal handler. There's going to be so many furry friends it'll be a full time job to keep them out of trouble.
I just hope all the routers are gone so I don't have to ever touch one again. Maybe I could be a beekeeper or something where being psychotically detail oriented is harmless
The internet kind or the woodworking kind?
i can reinstall windows or macos for you
i also give great massages
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Who need they spreadsheet mined?
But probably general maintenance. My favorite jobs were all fixing stuff: engines, guns, lasers, robots, computers, music gear, etc.
If possible, I'd love to work on modernizing the ancient spaghetti that holds up modern software infrastructure. Please let me be the people's rewriter in rust.
Unironically I'd love to help the cooking comrades.
However if we needed a teacher for writing or other humanities stuff I could cover that.
I could also work in the 
gulag as a friend for coop play.
I can bake a mean loaf of bread.
I'll be the commander of one of our liberated tanks, I'll have bags under my eyes, a permanent five o'clock shadow and a cup of anarchist coffee always in my hand
The tank's name will be Zhukov or something
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I can make nuclear weapons so we can defend ourselves.
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Linux distribution security.
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(Antiwork joke aside, I'll probably end up doing a lot of dishes and occasionally fixing things)
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that's not the workplace, it's my job title
I can produce our podcast (we're going to have a podcast, right?) and help maintain our fleet of bicycles. Possibly trains and/or tanks too, as needed.
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