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[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm a girl, in a healthy BMI and with nice hair, pretty and freckled face, but my feet are super crappy. Like, crusty, toes bend at weird angles, hard skin in random places. Even my own husband is like "plz no, stop" if they get too near to him.

I'm now wondering if there's a market on the other end of the scale...

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

There is. There’s a fetish for everything. Certainly when it involves your feet, I’d ask your husband if he’d be ok with some internet strangers paying you every month to see your feet, the worst is he says no, and on the other hand if he says yes you have a second source of easy income

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 3 points 49 minutes ago

He'd probably have empathy pains for any future subscribers.

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

Some years ago, an artist who was not a mega-star but was on all the major music services published an article detailing how well each one paid. I'm now kicking myself for not bookmarking it. I clearly remember Spotify being among the worst, if not the worst.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 44 points 2 hours ago

The musician I saw last week mentioned that he'll get more money if you buy a CD from him now than if you stream his catalog on spotify for the rest of your life.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 hour ago

I don't remember the artist's name. I'm pretty sure the article was a text post, probably a blog. Not a youtube video.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago

Fractions of a penny.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 29 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Holy shit. I have feet. Does anyone want pictures of a guy's feet? They're big and weirdly shaped.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. Basically the DD's of feet. My wife says I'm not allowed to show them off for free so get our your wallets folks.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm a big feet man and damn is it annoying when I go to a rollerskating or ice skating rink and the largest size they rent is 13 :(

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You feel my pain. Literally! Last time I had to cram my feet into size 13 ice skates it sucked some of the fun out of it.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

What’s up fellow size 14s!

I often joke that I’m the person happiest that malls have died off because as a kid I was always forced to go there and try on a a bunch of 12s and 13s that never fit.

These days I’m still upset that so many good looking shoes only go up to 13

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've got a toe shaped like an alien. Maybe that's worth something!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

I a small bag of nickels. Tell you what, I'll even throw in a rubber ducky.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm positive there is an audience for men's feet, but if you aren't 5 stars on wikifeet, you'll probably have to market yourself. Study the foot fetish community to find out what the dude foot fan needs more of. Etc.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is there any way I can do this without finding out any more about this fetish?

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 6 points 1 hour ago

Hmmm...the problem is, even if you just post pictures at random, you're going to find out unwanted info based on what pics bring in money. Sounds like you'd need a manager!

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

I think the estimated by billboard is fucked up but yeah the article seems completely broken

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 55 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, spotify truly is a scourge to artists.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 38 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The entire music industry is built to grift money from musicians and Spotify is a second layer of musician grifting industry built on the first.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

You know what, you've convinced. Your specific suggestion of 'guillotine' was particularly compelling.

[–] aniki@lemmings.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Owned by Sony

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 16 points 2 hours ago

What's fun is that some people who read this article are probably into feet (good for them!) so it's like an ad and now she'll probably make even more on onlyfans. While still making ludicrously little from spotify.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Am I missing something? Does it not say she makes an estimated $4000 per DAY from Spotify and $8000 per MONTH from onlyfans?

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 20 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/lily-allen-feet-pictures-make-more-money-spotify-streams-1235811354/

Allen’s daily stream count on Spotify as of Oct. 17 was about 851,623. Assuming that number is correct, the Music Streaming Royalty Calculator estimates Spotify would’ve paid a total of $4,077 a day, with $3,239 going to sound recording for the copyright owner; $336 of mechanical royalties going to the publisher, who pays the songwriter; and $503 in performance royalties going to performance rights organizations (ASCAP, BMI, etc.).

Which of these numbers goes to her? I'm just confused, I think.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 37 minutes ago

Everybody likes to hate Spotify but if they pay out 4000 dollars a day and the artist gets nothing, that doesn't sound like Spotify is the main problem.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

An unknown and probably pitiful fraction of $336, by the looks of it.

$336 of mechanical royalties going to the publisher, who pays the songwriter

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

Ok I did a little searching. She might get some of the $336 to the publisher/songwriter, but only if she is credited as a writer. Not every song is written by the artist. There doesn't seem to be anything in that breakdown that goes to the artist specifically. The bulk of the money is going to the copyright owner, who is often the record company, and seems to be who owns her songs. It seems like whatever she gets paid would be up to whatever contract she signed with them.

This pdf file explains that a typical major label artist might make 18% of the $4077 per day.

https://www.manatt.com/Manatt/media/Media/PDF/US-Streaming-Royalties-Explained.pdf

If she makes $266 a day from onlyfans, she has to be making around 8% of the $3,239 the record company is getting daily for it to be less than onlyfans.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

She’d owe a dollar at the end of each day. Which means she would lose money being on Spotify.

[–] Hellinabucket@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

The article is missing the content from the quoted article for the 4,000 a day. It pays out 4,000 a day to the studios and publishers, whatever actually % of that she gets is probably less than 10.

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It’s worth noting that Allen doesn’t actually claim she earns more money from OnlyFans than Spotify. “imagine being and artist and having nearly 8 million monthly listeners on spotify but earning more money from having 1000 people subscribe to pictures of your feet. don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 5 points 1 hour ago

According to the singer, the decision has already paid off, as her monthly revenue from the subscription site has surpassed her Spotify income.

Seems like she claims monthly revenue from OG surpassed Spotify revenue.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Joe Rogan took all of Spotify's money?