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[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

Don't catch you slippin' now

[–] capital@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The velocity of those goalposts is astounding.

Goalpost Railgun

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

That goes against what I believe so I will reject it.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Republicans consider a "joke" to mean what they retroactively designate something that they meant in earnest as soon as they get pushback.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

It reminds me of this clip. I love his reaction

https://youtube.com/shorts/8fZhTh-o4Tk

[–] auzy@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I also argued with someone who said the information was a badly organized protest and said I was overreacting lol

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

RumbaGPT, how will this play out?

He's probably just joking and if he's not, it's not so bad and if it is that bad it won't affect you and it if will you deserve it

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

"The things we said we're gonna do? We're doing them."

:O

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!"

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