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I know you're convinced that a little cinnamon improves your chili.

You are incorrect on this conviction.

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[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 101 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Chili without beans is just spicy spaghetti sauce and I will die on that hill.

Beans belong in chili.

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Beans are the foundation of chili. You can remove all the meat from a chili and still call it chili. You cannot remove all the beans and still call it chili.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes: Pinto beans are called chili beans for a goddamn reason. But also kidney beans in the mix (and black beans at least) are delicious too.

I can't find good kidney beans (all the ones I find, their skins are too tough compared to the other beans) so I use navy beans instead. Also pinto beans. I can't remember the third but it's a three bean chili dammit who ever heard of a two bean chili

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Beanless chili only works as a hot dog condiment. I don’t see the point otherwise

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Well yeah, take the skyline pill and embrace it

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[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Keep your head held high, my bean chili brother.

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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 86 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I came here looking for this and I knew Lemmy would come through for me. Thanks for passing your spark forward.

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[–] TheDonkerZ@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 days ago

You put the Peeps in the chili, they make the chili taste... bad.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

These rules come from the same people who put a slice of cheese on apple pie. "It adds a savory quality to all the sweetness." Fuck off, it adds the taste of cheese to apple pie. People also like mint and chocolate, maybe you should eat some M&Ms coated in Vicks vaporub

Chili is steaming dog food with too many spices and onions for dogs to eat. If you think your chili tastes better with beans or even cinnamon, then get down with your bad self. Anyone who tells you otherwise is welcome to not eat your chili.

"Syrup doesn't belong on waffles/french toast"
"Cookies shouldn't have raisins"
"You shouldn't put butter on your tortillas"
Fuck all y'all, I'mma eat my food how it tastes good and you can maybe chime in once you got a show on the food network

^I’m a Texan who will eat your chili with or without beans and I approve this message^

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As a fellow member of the [If It's Delicious Who Cares If It's aUtHenTic] Club, I don't usually feed my dogs a hand selected blend of peppers and spices, but you're invited to the cookout anyways.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

I don't care how they're picked, you generally shouldn't feed peppers and spices that you'd use in chili. And never onions, garlic, or grapes regardless of the intended application.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whoa now. Whoever said Syrup doesn't belong on waffles should be kept away from sharp objects.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whatever dude. My chili, my choice.

Dude the election was clear. your chili my choice.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If you use cinnamon and cloves in chili, the cinnamon and cloves should be almost undetectable. The spice is meant to provide a warm undertone.

Realistically, if you want to properly experience it, forget adding cinnamon and add good quality chorizo. It has cinnamon, but brings a lot more to the table.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait is that why I love chorizo I fuckin love cinnamon

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I honestly had no idea what was in chorizo. I had been making chili with it at home and it came time to make it for work, I stopped by the market near work and they didn't have any. I was all "FINE!, I'll make my own" and looked it up, there are TONS of variations. The one I went for was basically vinegar, coriander, cinnamon, cloves, and most of the spices I already use in chili.

One of my favorite taco shops made one that was very hot and just a touch sweet the cinnamon was forward which I didn't care for at first, but it ended up being amazing, it was also processed fine like round beef. I've been trying to replicate that for a while.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So any decent garam masala will work?

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[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Beans belong in chilli and you can wash the cast iron in the dishwasher

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I agree, but then they call that slop they put on spaghetti in Cincinnati chili and it doesn't have any beans, so I don't know what's real anymore.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

My headcanon for the invention of Cincinnati chili is that some midwestern person read that chili is "heavily spiced" and used what they had available, including cinnamon and nutmeg.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 15 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Cincinnati chili comes from Greek and immigrants fleeing the Balkan wars of the 1920's. they got off the boat in New York and saw everyone eating Coney dogs and New York style spaghetti.They then get to Ohio and figure that's what Americans like to eat, so they made a sauce using Mediterranean ingredients and flavors that they were familiar with. If they had called it anything other than chili, it would be widely regarded as Cincinnati's greatest contribution to American cuisine.

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Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 4 days ago

"If you like beans in chili put beans in chili. If you dislike beans in chili but you dislike someone who also dislikes beans in chili more than you dislike beans in chili put beans in chili."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT3GlECfYoU

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There is nothing that cinnamon can't improve though

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Actually cinnamon doesn't improve cinnamon. Anyone that's attempted to cinnamon challenge can attest to this

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[–] ouRKaoS 8 points 5 days ago (5 children)

There are various spices that go into chili that have been lost to time & grandfather's taking recipes to the grave. I'm ok with a little experimenting, but it should taste like Chili, not "Chili".

Also, there is a hard line in the sand at elbow noodles. That's Goulash.

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (20 children)

Chili is a tomato based curry and pretty much anything is acceptable if balanced properly.

  • cinnamon
  • chocolate
  • coffee
  • oregano
  • cilantro
  • cheddar
  • beer
  • bourbon
[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

According to google (and since the name implies it as well I'm inclined to believe it) it's actually a chili pepper based stew. With or without meat. Tomatoes and beans are common ingredients, but not part of the base.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago (12 children)

As a vegan it might be strange and interesting to try to replicate the "authentic" Texas Red recipes. No beans, no tomato. The basic recipe would be an almost purely pepper-based stock, probably use both Beyond Ground and diced Beyond Steak. If I recall, the most original known chili recipe called for a substantial amount of added pig fat. I'm not big on high-fat foods in the first place, so to me it's dubious whether to even include an alternative. But if I did, the most comparable choice would be coconut oil, but I avoid coconut/palm oil to the best of my ability, so probably a bit of added avocado oil would work best, though it's worth noting that Beyond products are already high in one or the other of these (avocado Beyond is best). Spices don't need to change.

But then, is that really superior chili? Sorry but midwestern bean and tomato/pepper extravaganza chili is way better, and will continue to be my main. But with some added crumbled soy curls? Gonna have to try that soon.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Vegetarian for over 20 years. Most of my chili is "leftovers chili". It's about the flavor more than the ingredients. I suppose it's more of a chili flavored goulash technically.

Usually starting with black beans, chick peas, tomatoes, peppers and chili spices. Then whatever leftovers I don't want to eat get chopped up and added. My favorite leftover is old French fries because they never reheat right anyway. Also a great way to use up produce that is going bad but not yet unsafe to eat.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

A pinch of cinnamon can be pretty good in chili. Adds a certain spiciness that isn't a capsaicin feeling spice.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

If you can taste cinnamon, you put too much. It gives almost a smokiness while making the sweetness of the tomato pop. But you should use so little you worry it won't do anything.

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I, as a chili bean lover who made their chili based on beans, understand this completely.

Chili should (if not vegan chili) be based around the meat. The meat and flavors should be #1 and the accoutrements should be secondary.

If vegan chili (which my mum makes and it’s SO DELICIOUS), this rule can be ignored.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: I'll put whatever I want in my spicy slop and the internet can be mad all it wants, beans are going in there.

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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chili just needs to be hearty and filling. Meat and beans are great for this purpose. Having an appropriate ratio is important and the types of beans is also important (doubly so in vegetarian chili). Meat should be on top but shouldn't overpower everything else.

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