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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 61 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Harry Potter is the epitome of liberal politics. Throughout the series you learn how fucked up the wizard world is, magic hitler starts to rise to power because of it, and in the end they beat hitler and Harry becomes a cop. But nothing changes. House elves are still enslaved, and magic races are continued to be discriminated against.

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hitler beats himself, he literally gets killed by not correctly interpreting RULES.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Lmao, didn't even think of that aspect of it

[–] shath@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing Fundamentally Will Change

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is basically the main rule for every western fiction, even in fantasy and sci-fi where you would expect authors have the most leeway to ride on their wild imagination. Problem is, they don't have wild imagination or even the one required of imagining something other than capitalism (even their visions of previous systems like feudalism or slavery is still basically capitalism with historical costumes).

[–] urmums401k@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Its a little more free in literature, and since 2020 some good(ish) stuff is getting made.

'Lovecraft country' (one absolutely fire season, tied up and concluded) if Malcolm x was a riff on 20th century fiction, primarily the Lovecraft mythos. Not if he did one; if he was one. It says and does more in its first episode than most shows do in a decade of long seasons. Has a beautiful sex scene that's ambiguously gay or trans and so gory it might not make it onto a theater screen, and thats not even the most interesting thing going on in that scene.

'Andor' (final planned season in production) is a prequel to the one good star wars movie. Its extremely lefty, extremely well made at every level, and tense with zero sword wizards.

'Severance' (second season delayed by strikes, in production) is an ontological mystery that explores cognitive dissonance corpo infantilization and the exploitation of labor, how it interacts with self, the theft of time, relationships, self-knowledge, all kinds of shit. Funny, surreal, dramatic when it needs to be, excellent visual direction.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

'Andor' is a prequel to the one good star wars movie

that movie is so good, almost everything else Disney made feels like an 8-year-old's first fan fiction.

[–] urmums401k@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

'Andor' is also pretty good.

[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Somewhere between a third and half of Americans read at or below a sixth grade level so these books are at the reading level of the median American.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

For the first time ever, bad people will hold power in America.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I kind of empathize because Animorphs, Star Trek, Simpsons and Beast Wars permanently imprinted on my brain in a similar way. The difference is that I know to compartmentalize my child-brain and not trivialize adult issues by publicly saying things like Steve Miller is the Skorponok to Trump’s Megatron, regardless of how true that statement is.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

The Animorphs To Antifascist pipeline is real

[–] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Animorph voter guide:

Rachel: Trump
Cassie: Jill Stein
Marco: No vote
Jake: Kamala
Ax: RFK

big-cool

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jake is both Trump and RFK. A bullet grazed his head leading to him getting a worm in his brain. Marco is Anthony Scaramucci.

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Beast Wars

I see you have truly impeccable taste

I feel the urge to disagree with you because I expected issues that concern adults in power to be morally gray and complicated but these people are cartoonishly evil. So is it even less correct to compare them to Swiper the Fox or the Hamburgler?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't remember much about Animorphs, but I do remember reading it. I can recall brainworms being the enemy, and there was one guy who got stuck as a bird because he remained in that form for too long. I also remember a girl turned into a fly and was getting pretty close to that limit, too.

Oh, also sexy blue centaur people

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Getting chopped in half as a starfish and both halves turn back into a copy of you

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did that happen? That's be pretty fucking hardcore for a children's book.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't remember if that happened exactly but animorphs was pretty fucking dark, not just for a children's book series. They regularly get injuries which would absolutely be fatal if not for the morphing. The bulk of their enemies are their own mind controlled friends and family, and we do get scenes where we see said mind controlled people screaming and begging for death in cages between mind control sessions.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit I kinda want to reread them...

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Animorphs is pretty great. We've got animal facts, we've got body horror, we've got brutal fights and teenage guerillas with PTSD. We've got moral dilemmas, well realized alien biology and sociology, fantastic characters and world changing stakes.

Oh, and also K. A. Applegate supports her trans daughter.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Steve Miller is the Skorponok to Trump’s Megatron

I can't wait for him to unceremoniously fall into a lava pit.

edit: wow, how is that guy 39?

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Miller falling into proverbial lava and a more aggressive, delusional lickspittle like Inferno replacing him actually sounds more likely than him just keeping his job for four years.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively, he's waspinator and he never fucking goes away, he just continually becomes a third tier right hand man to those in power but is so ineffective at any job he's given he probably should have been killed off immediately, if he wasn't just a walking punchline and scapegoat for those in power.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Waspinator was funny and refused to massacre innocent Neanderthals, though.

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Ahhh true yes

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Same but without animorphs. I gotta get my bins of childhood beastwarstoys from my folks to photograph and brag post. It's like a solid 40 or so and I kept the box cards for em too

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

I'm so fucking jealous. My parents sold all my cool shit when I was visiting family for a summer, then had to gall to ask me where it all was when they found out some of it was worth money.

[–] Ixoid@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does watching the movie count as reading the books for americans?

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

yeah, I remember going to the bookstore dressed as Luna loveshit for the midnight release party of the final book and meeting people with more elaborate costumes who clearly didn't read the previous book.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Black Lives Matter! (Except in the one book series I have read and based my ideology on which has one black person in 7 novels)

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

smuglord JKR never actually said Hermione wasn't black

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If she was, then Harry and Ron laughed at a black person for opposing slavery.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Still on brand for JK

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Ummm sweaty did you forget about kingsly shacklebolt

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Black Lives Matter! (Lavender Brown is black in the first movie, then she gets recasted in later movies as a white lady when she gets speaking roles.)

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Umm actually real lib theory hours is that:

trump = ulfric

empire = dems

thalmor = ruZZZia

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

who's the dragonborn?

wait trump is on the skyrim side, ulfric is on the irl side???? SKYRIIM CONFIRMED???

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Hasan piker (he rigged all the votes cuz he listened to that one trump song)

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Americans should have instead been reading YA romance novels and harems like I did as a child. I turned out fine

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

It's either some of the bible, or Harry Potter, which is treated as the bible.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If only you knew how bad US politics really is

[–] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shits so fucked, any comparison to fiction feels out of touch

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Except for Parable of the Sower.

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

sadness I really hope not but so far it's been pretty prescient

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I spent so long trying to get chatgpt to write "harry potter and the philosphers stone" in MSE and it kept just slapping in umlauts and ø. Unrelated but it deleted my question when I asked it if it was not allowed to critique the us

[–] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

It's the wrong aesthetic. It's a bunch of grifters, not emos.

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