Don Jr is putting on a brave face here, but he is actually very upset that he did not get a happy meal toy.
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Gollum Trump definitely emoji worthy
My preciousss burger.
My name is Ronald McDonald and I approve of this message.
I guarantee that went straight into the garbage after the photo was taken
3... 2... 1... OZEMPIC!
Is anyone actually hungry?
No
No
No
No
Bruh... McDonald's is only edible within like 5 minutes of it being served. How room temperature are those fries?
Any time Trump is on video or before a camera - he's performing and it's as real as the most lying reality tv. I assume when it comes to his private jet fast food photo ops - the food is just a prop that gets thrown away.
I know Homelander is a fucking Yankoid fascist but you get my point
E. Coli has the opportunity to do something really funny here.
Chapo Traphouse is a podcast featuring Amber A'Lee Frost, Matt Christman, Felix Beiderman, Will Menaker and Virgil Texas
OMG! I didn't even recognize him - has he been working out???
Stand name: Ambassador Kitchen Junior
Stand master: RFK Jr
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5th annual Epstein Island memorial adventure
Lolita Express 2.0
Lolcheeto Express 
Diddler Force One
A Blueksy "Caption this" thread - https://subium.com/profile/beingliberal.bsky.social/post/3lb5xuy3ddk2l
[spoiler] low energy
Snakes on a plane.
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Post-election - Bluesky has become a lot less fun for me. The quality of posts and threads has gone downhill. A huge number of shitlibs, turbolibs, grifter libs, resistance libs, the most tedious rockstar libs, etc have come over from Twitter so it's like lib Twitter but far worse. It's a lib echo chamber due to Bluesky's nuclear block and the libs block super-fetish. Also there are LISTS of people they block which are shared. Libs are blocking leftists they never spoke to or even saw the display name of.
Ok everyone, say "cheeseburger!"
I think this crowd is probably more enthusiastic about cheese pizza.
I was about to comment about really wanting some pizza rn until the context clicked for me
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Is that golden cutlery???
The answer whenever Trump is presented an option while purchasing something is always "the gaudiest you have" and really there's nothing more American than that. My president.
I hope they just throw elon out of the plane
You're a big guy 
For you 
We're crashing this economy... With no survivors!
Our wet boy, is so happy
did trump really get RFK to eat fucking mcdonalds? that guy hates fast food doesnt he?
The man behind him is pointing a pistol at his head
probably just pressured him into taking the picture with it. this is the kind of ritual humiliation that Trump lives for, he feels it shows loyalty
"And you all thought golden showers were my humiliation fetish"
WHEN ZEUS HIMSELF OFFERS YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL AMBROSIA - YOU BEND THE KNEE AND EAT IT.
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Seriously though - the two of them are such a weird, unnatural fit. My wild hunch is that even before Trump's inauguration - Trump gets very angry at RFK Jr. for his desire to ban some obscure ingredient in diet drinks that Diet Coke has. And then Trump throws RFK Jr. off the Trump Train and calls him a "nut".
This guy RFK turned out to be a real nutjob. He told me he wants to ban diet coke. The drink that makes America great, and he wants to ban it! I don't know if you've heard of no nut november, have you folks? Basically what it means is that Kennedy is OUT!
Then the dems actually run RFK in 2028 because we're in hell
I can already hear r/politics in my head...
Look, we need to grow our base to win. That's a fact. It's as simple as that. RFK Jr. isn't any liberal's idea of a perfect candidate but...
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Children who love children
nightmare blunt rotation
The plane:
Back when I would occasionally go to family reunion type things for holiday's, there would be at least one outing to some fast food restaurant while the "big" meal was being prepared and monopolizing the kitchen.
There would be at least one photo taken by a family member that looked like this.
Hati has been practicing for this exact situation recently
the world's greatest plane crash waiting to happen
Proposed 2025 official portrait
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