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I'd like to see this redone using energy instead of power. E.g is 2,400 watts during the initial heatup or when the oven reaches stable temperature? They're not taking into account the time change either.
I thought this was going to be about how many turkeys you could cook directly using the reactor heat
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Glad to know I'm not the only one!
A typical turkey feeds 12 people? Doubt. Perhaps enough for 12 portions - but that isn’t the same as 12 people get fed off this one bird.
How is this a meme?
Can we also talk about the way they chose to manipulate the perception of the data by their choice of states
There are states with populations higher than 30 million. Like yea that's a lot of people, but the cherry picking of states is annoying
LOL, it's a reverse population map. Works on the stupid because "lots of orange!"
if they claim a 15lb Turkey feeds 12, how am I supposed trust any of the other numbers?
Or how 1 GW/(200 W/person) came up with a number that started with a 3 instead of a 5. Like 5 million people, not 30 million.
But it only takes 3.5 hours per turkey and a day has 24 of them. So if some people get up at 3am it works out!
The fun part of this is this is true of any 1GW power source. We have been deploying solar+battery arrays in that range recently for much less money and much faster than nuclear.
Thanks "Office of nuclear energy" for pointing out how useful large scale solar+battery is too!
Rookie Numbers. It only uses electrical power generated. Why not cook turkeys in heat destined for cooling towers ? Gotta push those numbers way up.
Or just toss all the turkeys into the reactor
Turkey control rods
Restricted sous-vide basin
Now calculate how many generations of turkeys will be eaten till the waste stops killing people
How many people has all the waste we've produced kill up to now?
I really don't get this ackshually business about nuclear power, we're absolute idiots to not employ it more. Everywhere there's been a focus on nuclear power generation we're seeing reliable results over a long long timespan
Lemmy keeps telling me nuclear power is stupid. I've been screaming for more going on 30-years now. 🤷
Maybe because we still don't have a solution for the waste which kills people generations after your death?
We've had multiple solutions for a long time. Name me some people who have been killed by nuclear waste. Other than Chernobyl I bet you can't. How does it feel repeating decades old fossil fuel propaganda?
Can I get some references that compare nuclear waste vs coal, gas, solar, wind waste and emissions?
The real question is how many nuclear reactors a turkey could cook.
in a country where half of the presidents cant even pronounce nukular....and the only usecase for nukular is make some machines like openAI work cheaper. go eat the nukular waste george.
If people didn't all turn their oven on at the same time but took more of a staggered approach this would supply a lot more people.
No, it's already wrong even for realistic staggered dinners.
I think they are using an arbitrary GW-day of energy instead of power, so it can't even come close to making as much turkey as claimed.
They're over by a factor of 6 which would add up to 21 hours, not 24. I don't know what they've done to get 2.5 million, it should be 417 thousand with those numbers.
Edit: Oh dear. They said each oven could completely cook 6 turkeys in a day so they rounded to that number. At least it no longer reads GW/day.
The source
Time zones probably help with that!