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Clean shaven Stalin looks weirdly like Reagan
ronald reagan if he wasn't a bastard:
He'd probably have an upper lip. Looks like the lip still cuts off where the mustache was.
Clean shaven… With some fem hair, cute outfits, and a little make up? Hell yeah I would.
Classic socialists are bearded. Politicians today are all mostly clean-shaven.
If the classic socialists were clean shaven, today's politicians would be bearded.
I would still be a communard, only I'd be counter-culturing against the government by being clean shaven.
If Fidel didnt have his beard, probably no
Fidel grew that bigass beard guerilla fighting.
He fought gorillas?!
Clean shaven 
No i would be a capitalist
No. Even my partner developed a huge Marx beard after he became a full tankie.
Clean shaven is like living willingly under bourgeois control.
Clean shaven is like living willingly under bourgeois control.
facial hair is itchy and uncomfortable and hides my beautiful jawline
Death to America
Fucking Romans. I mean i would be, but i would be complaining more about fucking Romans and their customs. And my Engels-like beard would be less cool because it wouldn't be Engels-like.
I would grow my beard 4 times longer to compensate.
No.
Next question.
Beards are gross, I'm a communard despite them all having terrible beards.
Jo ecause i wpueld be deqtd
I unironically got into leftism because I thought Jagmeet Singh's beard was cool
Then I looked at other cool guys with beards and landed on Karl marx