...is that he can't tell anyone about it. It's like being a superhero and having to hide your identity. I hope he has a few ride-or-die homies that know so he can celebrate.

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Such a good ending for his character

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd be fine with just knowing that I did it and didn't get stopped or clapped

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excusing myself every hour from every social event for the rest of my life to have a big laugh in the next room

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't even do that

I already got secrets I'm taking to the grave, what's one more?

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its better this way, the myth will be more powerful than the man.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

You can’t kill a symbol

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Even if I had someone I could trust enough, I wouldn't tell them. It's not fair to burden someone with keeping that level of secret.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He executed his plan perfectly and he has near-universal support for his actions. This is already his best-case scenario. I hope he’s enjoying the circus from somewhere safe.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

packwatch bro rn

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Not impossible they're 1) dying or 2) lost or is losing someone they love, because of the atrocious healthcare industry. So they may have found the catharsis they needed, and don't need to speak of it, at least until their deathbed

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 month ago

Shouldnt even tell the ride or dies since it puts them in a bad legal position. So anyway um kinda random but if any cute guys from new york who have a cool hoodie and dont like private healthcare wanna just hang out and not discuss our recent activities hmu.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

I just hope our hero is in Moscow by now.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

I know who did it. I talked to them on Club Penguin.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

I hope he’s in Cuba telling Tupac

[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

It was me. I am Spartacus.

[–] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

nazi-punching it’s like this legend but even more so

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

No celebration necessary. Seeing the popular reaction is reward in itself.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

clipping. - Air Em Out.flac

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

What a thrill
the darkness and silence through the night
what a thrill