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I'm harnessing all my knowledge from the women hivemind borg cube and it reports back that he looks very sweet with his flowers
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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Women π Don't π Like π Flowersπ
They like Protracted People's Wars and people who do the dishes. And sometimes flowers.
I personally love flowers, but if you brings flowers to a first date you and your unit would get cut off and surrounded in a war
hey, just thought I'd let you know that I'll be thinking of the phrase, "you and your unit would get cut off and surrounded in a war" for a while, comrade
Women want an ar-15 and a pack of smokes.
Don't forget the combat boots
What about vodka and a pack of smokes
"female psychology", a normal phrase from a normal mind.
Female psychology understanders will be like, βbuy my 40-hour course on negging and how to do itβ
Your comment is kinda lame, like it was written by a dummy. I bet you are ugly.
So, lemme get them digits
as a marriage old head i can say flowers are always the move. i hope his date went well.
edit alright im a little confused by the other comments in here, my feedback is anecdotal and apparently im the only person who consisntently dated and then married flower enjoyers
I think most of the comments are being sarcastic
I think most people would be happy to receive flowers from a date
No thereβs definitely people that donβt like receiving anything on a first date because women often learn through experience that with a gift comes an expectation. Like someone else said in another comment, you have to feel the vibes a bit to know if it will be appreciated, and sometimes you just have to guess with the chance of making a mistake.
Yeah, that's fair.
No one dislikes flowers. Theyβre literally evolutionarily pretty
I dont like flowers. They are a waste of labor
How's the rent on upturned T-34s now days?
"bricking it" was bad I thought?
think it just means hes nervous
oh like shitting a brick
in basketball "bricking it" is when it clangs off the rim I think
Don't know if I would want flowers on a first date. I do love flowers, but I dunno. Feels like a bunch of expectations rolled up into a single thing. Let me get to know you first.
For sure, I also love flowers, but if I got them on a first date I'd be like 
My bf got me cause he was the first guy to do that and ace my Marxism quiz to boot 
Its genuinely very sweet though it could be coming on too hard for some women especially if you haven't talked to her much, maybe second date material. If you talked a lot like me and my bf did I feel its a good vibe for a first date.
You gotta feel the vibes, but if it is a hit it's a home run.
When weirdo right-wingers talk about "females"
