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I'm sure everyone's fine with this

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[โ€“] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Swede here, excuse me!? Give it back!

[โ€“] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I think you just upset everyone in Europe ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

double whammy for turkey, half of istanbul is gone, and the rest of us aren't even included in europe.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Iceland is probably fine with it.

And maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again

[โ€“] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This isn't organized at all

[โ€“] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

You gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.

(lol @ Vatican city and Poland)

[โ€“] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

Liechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.

Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'

[โ€“] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 13 hours ago

I love how Ireland is Ireland.

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 11 hours ago

Why is Romania almost twice the size of all the other countries?

I suggest relocating the Greeks to Iceland and the Icelanders to Greece.

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 12 hours ago

Good ol' Polish Newcastle.

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 50 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.

[โ€“] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I am now Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got fucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this

[โ€“] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

Lol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore

They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)

Guess I live in Lichtenstein now.

All hail the king/prince or whatever

[โ€“] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago

Will I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?

[โ€“] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Jesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???

[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 day ago

Europe colonized by Europe

[โ€“] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

damn, sweden got screwed in this one

[โ€“] hOrni@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.

(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)

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[โ€“] genuineparts@infosec.pub 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Portugal hasn't changed much.

[โ€“] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 11 points 22 hours ago

Just rotated by 90 degrees.

[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The germans will not be pleased

[โ€“] Atlusb@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think the Welsh will be happy either

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

People living in Serbia probably would be mad too

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[โ€“] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

Actual physical pain. ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If Europeans drew European borders

[โ€“] smeg@feddit.uk 7 points 21 hours ago

It worked for the USA map, this one not so much

[โ€“] Numenor@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago
[โ€“] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

Oh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.

Also, Serbia's in trouble

[โ€“] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.

I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.

[โ€“] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.

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[โ€“] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago

Lookin good Ireland.

[โ€“] lurklurk@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Forgot Cyprus and part of Greece

[โ€“] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 0 points 12 hours ago

Damn, that aware my sleeping nacionalist nerve im never thougth i had

Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair

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