A wild Dönermann appears. He offers you:
- Balls of deep fried chickpeas flour, rich in protein
or - An ungodly blob of mouldered animal tissue, dripping with cholesterol
What is your choice?
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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Döner macht schöner
Ich bin doch schon schön.
I don't eat much fast food nowadays, but a good dürüm kicks a burger every time.
And sometimes they even tell you what species it came from.
It's chiken, I've worked at shawarma stand for a month in the summer, you can trust my expertise.
Even when you choose the beef one?
Especially the beef one.
I'm going to let the consumer protection agency know that.
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Man, I miss doner every day, I wanna bring a doner restaurant from germany to my country rn
I thought you get them in pretty much every corner of the world these days.
For real, my city is a massive untapped market. There is quite a bit of kebab but none are actually good, and absolutely 0 doner kebab
I had a döner once 25 years ago and I still remember how good it was.
I like Kebabs. Only thing i worry is about the hygiene standards in these shops. I saw a test and 4 out of 10 failed basic standard.
That's just surprise seasoning
Just need to pick the 6 good ones!
Great news! I think Dodge just fired all the health inspectors as costly dead weight, so all restaurants now have a perfect 10/10!
I had a beer at a posh downtown bar a few months back while waiting for someone. You have no idea how many mice I saw zigzagging across the floor, but I think you're getting an idea.
Adds some flavor to it. And if you don’t get sick, it’s all good.
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... and healthier too.
Not expensive?
Your kilometrage may vary.
How much is it where you live?
Here it is 6 to 9€. Depends on what bread you want. Pitah, plain wrap or lahmacun. Also we have the 'kapsalon" about 10€.
Am from Germany. 5€ at our current favourite döner. Seitan döner with a very good vegan cocktail sauce. My other favourite right across our flat is 6,50€ - falafel döner with hummus and all kinds of other freshness. 6,50€ is rather expensive for my tastes and my wallet but pretty cheap compared to the nationwide average. 5€ is beyond cheap
So jealous. Where I am in Germany, a standard Döner is €8-9, and a seitan one is €9-10. There’s zero reason for seitan to be more expensive, except that they know people will pay it
you guys get seitan kebabs? here in sweden they universally charge like 12 EUR for a regular-ass kebab
Yeah, but everything’s more expensive there. I thought there were a lot of people eating non meat options in Sweden though, it’s surprising that you don’t have seitan kebabs. I always get a yufka/dürüm/wrap though and that’s more expensive.
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10€ in France. As expensive as fast food.
Paris ? I get kebabs for 6-7€ (without beverages) and Berliners for 8-10 here near the German border
It's more or less the same price everywhere in France. 8/9 for a kebab. 10 with fries.
In Switzerland we start with 10€ ... but I've seen up to 18€ (well, CHF but almost the same).
7,50€
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I've always wanted to try döner, but they're impossible to find in the US, at least outside large cities :(
Yeah, they are rare in the US and usually in cites only. There was a döner place not too far my from work in my old city and I haven't found a place yet in my new location. The Greek food isn't as good here either, so gyros haven't been able to step in as a replacement. First world problem, but I still miss them.
Gyros and shawarma are both types of / related to döner; you might have more luck finding one of them.
I saw a chain for a brief time called “Vertskebap” but it didn’t last long. Maybe because they were also charging $16 a pop.
McDonalds is nasty. I don't touch the stuff in the US and feel it would really be a waste of what could have been a good meal in EU.
Dang it, if y'all keep posting stuff like this you're gonna makes me want to immigrate even more than I already do.
Döner macht schöner, auf Dauer auch schlauer. McDonalds just makes fat.
Lamb doner meat and chips, with lettuce, onions and burger sauce. Food of the gods!
Not as good as it's far superior cousin "The Halifax Donair". Come visit and try one.
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God i wish i could try real döner, didn't have a taste for it when I was young, and there just isn't any anywhere near me where i live now. Which just feels weird to me, i always thought that was a guarantee anywhere near a military installation
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