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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 340 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 199 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Romans have entered the chat

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[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - "Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I'm going to fuck a man."

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[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.

If vaginas are gross to you... Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Helvetica@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 198 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 166 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It's therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

[–] Gigaziegenficker@spaffel.social 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.

But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.

What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This gaylord impregnated a female

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

I swear only my dick is gay, bro.

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[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 week ago

Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 81 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Testosterone is stored in the balls, so is jizz. So drinking jizz will increase your testosterone, just like eating pussy increases estrogen.

And because it degrades so rapidly you've got to get it directly from the source, as far back in your throat as possible.

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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

"You get T straight from the tap!"

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 71 points 1 week ago (6 children)

"The only way to 100% be sure you won't turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It's the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!"

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 62 points 1 week ago

We've done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 week ago

Dude, it's ok if you just want to suck cock.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We're going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

What the actual fuck?

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude dude dude

Don't call this out. Please let's lean into this one.

Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.

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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

Chicken or the egg for the modern era

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner's pleasure.

These men literally can't comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don't directly benefit from it.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There's a direct correlation between the usage of the term "direct correlation" and being an absolute imbecile.

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[–] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“No mom I’m not taking hormones! It’s the ~~5G towers~~ immense amounts of pussy that I’m drowning in, I swear!”

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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.

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[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago (8 children)

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it's a huge testosterone boost

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Notice the engagement.

240K views between the top two.

0.6K for the shot back.

Come on... Rule #1. Don't feed the trolls. Get off Twitter.

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[–] mcange@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish some woman would estronenize me.

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[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It the right really comprised 100% of self-loathing homosexuals and their beards?

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

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Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago

Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

Can anyone explain the phrase "hence thousand year prohibition against it"?

Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently articles like "a" and "the" aren't worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he's talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?

God, it's such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels. They're actually confused why women won't touch them? Jesus.

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[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

"You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!"

I applaud this man's devious reverse-psychology attempt.

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