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Now we know why the Hulk runs around in Speedos, Batman in latex, and Dr. Strange wears a fabulous cape.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

These otaku chuds are so overly anime-centric they can’t handle when hot women have more than one face

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

The character is the hottest lady to ever be a fictional hot lady. They made her bottom-heavy rather than thin with giant breasts but still the hottest lady to ever be drawn. And that's supposed to be a "man in drag" come on man.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

They made her bottom-heavy rather than thin with giant breasts

her breasts are still pretty big

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

hyper sexist gender shredder go brrr

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

more chun-li legs plz video game folks

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who is her surgeon and what is her hip surgery called, because I will make an appointment TODAY

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

One of her unique abilities is turning into diamonds, maybe that's where she is getting all that

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She has one love and that is transvestigating fictional characters, also not drinking water for days at a time until it lands her in the hospital.

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

woman is when line no straight

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

More wormed then 4chan

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

By this logic, doesn’t that make all cape shit gay? I mean, it’s a way to trick unsuspecting straight men into staring at super buff men in tights.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you seen the costumes they gave these fictional superpeople back in the 90's?

Half of it is fetish gear, the other half is also fetish gear

[–] fox@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • misshapen feet hidden behind objects
  • ammo pouches strapped to thighs
  • skeletons that don't make sense

Certified Rob Liefeld classic. I'm pretty sure he draws vacuum-sealed outfits because he doesn't know how to draw fabrics either

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favorite thing from back then aside from Liefeld, was the abundance of phlegm strands in everyone's mouths to signify yelling

Just make every dramatic scene look like frothingfash

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those devious Chinese making mens butts fire.

Also like... by this logic is every gooner bait with "sexy" women trying to make women into lesbians?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

You know what else makes my butt fire. Devious Chinese hotpot

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

????????? women watch or play stufff? ?? ?? This isthe first im hearing of this???

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

these people's brains have turned to sludge

[–] miz@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Add a little goon

goon already had a meaning as a noun you philistines! monke-rage

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[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This has to be ironic. I refuse to believe someone can look at Emma Frost in Marvel Rivals, and see anything other than a fucking smokeshow. wtf is this shit. wtf is culture. wtf wtf wtfffffffff

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

This has to be ironic.

I wish it was. yea This is the same person who transvestigates video game characters. Just complete brain rot.

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[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Chuds will never be happy. They're chasing an unwoke past that never existed, a stand alone complex. That's why they complain even when they get what they want. A modern, popular game came out with traditionally attractive, idealistic humans and they still complain. If they got rid of woke they would start cannibalizing the Western Canon of beauty and art.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

galaxy-brain Shakepeare is woke because Romeo and Juliet is about how cishet relationships are bad

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Naturally, it was reading material for English class at one point and I couldn't stand it. Maybe it's me being aroace, but they were such pretentious little shits (perhaps because they're from well-off families) and I couldn't take it seriously.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Romeo was intentionally a superficial douche. He was madly in love with a different girl at the beginning of the play.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just googled Emma Frost in this game and...she's a total smokeshow? This is a man in drag, how??

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're a man and you want your head crushed by these thunder thighs, then you're gay. too-woke-1

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

When you spend the better part of the last two years getting a following on twitter for saying all women in western developed video games are ugly and secretly trans:

spoiler

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Her breasts aren't the size and shape of yoga balls

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

True, am now gay, since I found a woman that has muscle tone (masculine) attractive.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Reading twitter should be considered self-harm

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Thick thighs with accurate physics turned me gay

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Emma Frost has massive hips...

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

Every single one of these "women in video games aren't womanly enough posts" is just someone pointing at a screenshot of the most overtly feminine character and being like "WHAT IT'S ILLEGAL TO HAVE GIRLS IN VIDEO GAMES NOW?"

shit is so tired

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Then don’t play it. Gaming clearly isn’t for you. Go back to golf, soccer mom.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wait till she learns about Wario and his dumptruck mari-smug

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Truth be told, Venom has the best ass in the game.

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

She used to be a Pokimane wannabe then married a marine and went nuts. Probably was always nuts if she’s marrying a marine and making a big deal about it.

Also I just looked up Emma Frost in Marvel rivals and she’s not even fat. Just thick. Don’t gamers love Chun-Li for exactly that reason?

[–] FOSS_Propagandist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

This kind of thing makes me wonder what it would actually look like if someone made a game that entices the average cishet American and makes them "gayer". I'm picturing some kind of rhythm game that flashes subliminal images of hot guys every time you hit a "great!"

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the obsession over secret gay subliminal/influencing forces in the culture, once it runs out of bandwidth from cannibalizing peoples' capacity for shame, has got to result in more normal people not being very emotionally or personally invested in the distinction.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I absolutely do not care what other people do with their genitals as long as only consensual adults are involved. but these people make it their entire life

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