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It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 208 points 1 year ago (20 children)

Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 71 points 1 year ago

everything about mike Johnson is intensely creepy

[–] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (12 children)

E.g. You'd definitely wouldn't want other people to know you're into fart-stuff.

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Know what I like the most?

Cake farts.

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kids today don't understand what it means to be cultured

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[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, this is even creepier than that Indiana coach who kissed his son open mouthed.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Or that whole Gym Jordan buttsex thing with undergraduates.

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[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago (16 children)

That headline is... incredibly inaccurate. They've pledged to each other to avoid porn, and have software that throws an alarm (visible to each other) if they view it.

"Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake" implies that they are seeking out porn and sharing it with each other, which is not what is happening here.

I think there are plenty of legitimate concerns here, but father and son sharing porn links is not one of them.

Also, I imagine young Mr. Johnson has at least 1 Android tablet or other burner device that is unknown to Dad.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 91 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I mean when I read "monitoring each other's porn intake" I assumed it meant "monitoring how much porn each other watches". And considering who it was, I assumed that was for the sake of making sure that they didn't watch any porn. I did not at any point think that they were sharing porn links with each other, because that's generally not what monitoring someone's intake means.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I assumed it meant they each keep tabs to make sure the other gets just enough porn each day but not too much.

Daaaaaaaaad you've exceeded your porn allowance for the day and it's not even elevensies yet! 😠

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[–] kromem@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Right, because making your son your porn accountability buddy is an extremely normal and healthy thing to do.

How dare this article make it sound like such a healthy and normal thing is somehow extremely weird and creepy!?!

It's not like he had his wife holding him accountable for not looking at naked bodies online. That would be disgusting. No, like any upstanding citizen he wisely decided that he'd have it alert his son if temptation ever became too much and he looked at porn.

If only he had a parenting guide so that we could all learn to run a household in ways that will definitely not result in all the kids needing therapy down the road.

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[–] Clam_Cathedral@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago (12 children)

No, what monitoring in this context means is to be made aware of each other's porn INTAKE, or how much is being consumed and when, which the software is said to do. Nothing is suggesting they seek porn out to share content with each other, just that they are alerted when the other accesses porn.

I'd bet youre right about the alternative devices though.

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[–] halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, I didn't read the headline thinking that they were sharing links with each other. It read to me like he and his son are holding each other accountable for how often they pleasure themselves with porn, and that's incredibly fucking weird and inappropriate. While I think it's generally a positive thing to be open and honest with your children, there is definitely a line. And this totally crosses that.

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like the reason they’d have to make a pledge like this in the first place is because one or both of them already got caught watching porn.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The son is 17. If he's not beating his meat regularly, something is wrong with him.

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[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think there are plenty of legitimate concerns here

Absolutely, Covenant Eyes is malware. Even worse, courts sometimes mandate it, eg in child custody cases. It's commercialised spying from a business that has proven itselt not trustworthy.

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[–] drphungky@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Also, everyone is reading this as some kind of creepy weird sharing kinks thing. Guaranteed this is just overbearing parenting 101. Anyone raised in or around extreme Christian groups reads this for what it is: child monitoring software and forcing your values on your kid.

I am sure your 17 year old signed up, wholly voluntarily, to not look at porn. I'm sure this wasn't pitched as, "I'll even do it too, and set it up so you get alerts for me!" Right as they took away a near adult's ability to explore his sexuality.

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[–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 83 points 1 year ago (19 children)

“It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17.

So he's sharing what kind of porn he looks at with a minor.

I'm sure the republicans will be very upset about that. Right?...

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[–] Zippit@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a gut feeling that something really nasty is going to come out about this guy. I mean worse than we all think he already is.

[–] vamp07@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

I have the same gut feeling. People that behave so righteous usually are hiding something.

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Every politician that does shit like this gets caught taking it up the ass eventually. And, like, you go girl, but did you really need to be such a dick about everything along the way?

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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

While having weekly reports sent to your son on your internet viewing and getting the same on your son is creepy as hell I think the article raises a better concern of : who else at this company can see this info and is this on his phone used for government work?

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Guarantee you this isn't optional for his son.

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like he and his son have a porn addiction and they work together to act as a deterrent. But I'm sure they just get around the "parental controls" they installed on each other's devices.

[–] deft@ttrpg.network 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No they just jerk off together and mom brings them milk after

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Republican Party picked someone without any previous national coverage to get someone who was acceptable.

Not we are seeing who was "vetted".

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[–] PBPunch@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know what's worse. The fact that he has a buddy system to monitor porn intake or that its his son that looks at his porn history. Guys like this only get weirder as you get to hear more of their story.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“It sends a report to your accountability partner. My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.”

Am I just cynical that this sounds more like intentionally training your son to avoid a paper trail from "official" devices? He's a 17 year old boy, he is almost definitely looking at porn.

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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the actual fuck, and why would you say this publicly? People who morally abstain from porn are always the weirdest motherfuckers.

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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Um, this is strange behavior acting as righteousness...WTF. Imagine if you were his son and got pinged that your dad is watching porn. I would be totally grossed the hell out if that happened between me and my dad. I'm grimacing as I type this. Or, imagine being the dad watching porn and knowing your son is actively aware that you are doing that. What the hell would be going through your mind to make that okay?

Or, think about what the son is really learning from this relationship. Sex is bad and people should be monitored for sexual activity. Also, he's learning that controlling others to that level is acceptable and celebrated. This kid might turn out to be a highly abusive partner that thinks it's okay to monitor their partner's phone at all times.

It also tells us that Mike Johnson is probably interested in monitoring people's internet habits, especially when it comes to accessing porn. Personally, that is not what I would like for a congressman.

The whole thing is uncomfortably odd and seems like a major red flag.

[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This title is horrible. People complain that parental software is a huge privacy concern and not fair in a parent-child dynamic as the "spying" only works one way. Yet, here we have a Republican saying "rules for thee AND ME" and people are mad that a parent is risking embarrassment to teach his offspring something he actually believes instead of the usual Republican just pick an issue off **the list ** and force it on random adults.

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[–] cuibono@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Funny thing… that’s the same software that Josh Duggar used…

Huh…

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How come we find out this about Mike Johnson before his finances/bank account?

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[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

🤮🤮🤮

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

"But you see, the real problem is drag shows and trans people!"

  • Dude who shares his porn habits with his underage child.
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