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What did he see? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I should have heeded that warning

I made it 45 seconds

[–] RichardDegenne@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Note that i did not follow the link and so i don't know what it contains.

https://lemmy.world/comment/13150547

[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

their bank account balance.

[–] Paradachshund 12 points 3 weeks ago

NSFL tag on Lemmy when

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I remember watching this when it happened. God it was a simpler time. I'd be the dude grinning although I think many men would be lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Profanity: None

is so wild to me, how did bro not curse or make any noise at all

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

There absolutely is a threshold of pain where you are no longer able to make a single sound.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does it have a 7.7 rating?? People think it's almost as good as Heat (1995)

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, Heat is praised for its sound design, but I can still hear the crunch... Oh god, the crunch.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

thus the inevitable occurs. (Emphasis added)

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can somone add a screenshot so I can be sure its the same one I'm thinking of.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not it

(as in the game where the last one is it and does the thing)

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Pregnant Clippy

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This happene to me.on Reddit but unknowingly I was browsing r/all and one r/watchpeopledie link was there I clicked it not checking the sub Res started the video right away. 2 young Black kids where there doing a livestream the girl had a glock. You probably guess the outcome.

That shit scarred me for life. I was not prepared.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Y'all remember bme pain Olympics?

[–] Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I bring it up all the time, the early days of the internet were raw. 2 girls 1 cup was right around that time too

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

No and I don't wanna know I have enough of those "challenges".

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Lemon party

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh yeah I've seen that one many times. Girl shoots her younger brother playing with the loaded gun, panics, then shoots herself and falls to the floor. Video ends with the parents(?) busting through the door screaming. It's a doozy

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Buddy... seek help...

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 3 weeks ago

I once saw a gore of

!!! A man who had an intact head with his chest excavated like a watermelon his insides red and remnants of bone, it looked surreal and I clicked off as fast as I could, but I can still remember it, it's impossible to describe in a way that shows the true gruesomeness it displayed honestly !!!<

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trumps' second inauguration

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The lifetime appointment in 2032

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone give me something fucked up to click on. Do your worst

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How about the accident on the 27th of July 1987 that has been the cause of severe pain and agony for literally millions of people?

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can see the thumbnail…

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dang. It doesn't show thumbnails for me, but at this point there are people who even recognise the link.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dont worry fellow broski, I gave it that pity click

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can't tell you. Best of luck."

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or a bepenising

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

goatse or that one image i saw on happypuppiesdotnet back in the day. Don't go to that site if it's still up. I honestly don't know and I don't want to check.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Beans, probably

[–] Dillenger69@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lemon Party

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

rotten, ogrish, stileproject.. yeah

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

He saw the worst thing anyone could see …Trumps meat and two veg.

Man I did click on that video where thise russian orks cut that ukranian soldier's throat while he was alive and screaming and I did turn it off way to late, man.