Cum with us!
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It's not a no, but it's gonna be more difficult.
Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.
We'll deal with them walking on it if and when it happens
I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately
Now there's a brand new sentence (probably)
nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics
Thank you, Internet.
What the fuck
Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷♂️
that would be an ecumenical matter
How right you are, Father. How right you are!
The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.
The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.
What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.
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No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
It's called the loophole!
If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex
Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭
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Nah. They're shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
...may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
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Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
"Come with us!"
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.
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I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
As long as you only soak it, he won't be able to object.
If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."
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