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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 110 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Imagine having a fucking lawn when you only have 1 acre to grow food lol

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

saw [LAWN] and I was immediately able to diagnose the twitter user as suffering from terminal americabrain

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Also really digging the windbreak hedgerow that only does that for about 50ft and from one direction

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 65 points 2 days ago

That got me too. Peasants could've been grilling and slip-sliding on all the church holidays, what were they thinking using ALL their land for "crops"???

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, what's the point of having a lawn in the backyard when they would presumably have a lawn in the frontyard already? Are they so lawn-brained that they still need two lawns lol

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

hey weeding gardens and managing orchards, tending livestock, chickens, bees, it really doesn't take up any time, so you're gonna want to add 1-4 hours of mowing per week just to keep busy

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

I've probably been a little too forward over the years about personal details like this but I grew up on a "x farm" (non animal product) and in the summers as a kid I worked on a ranch with a bunch of miscellaneous farm animals doing all kinda bullshit with buckets and bailing wire and all the fun stuff. The amount of land it requires is so much more than these fucking hobbyist dipshits think.

The lady I worked for basically ran a retirement home for old work animals. Old horses and cows too old for work but they're fine animals and she had a big heart. It's so much work tending animals that you don't have to harness up and do shit with. They're big! They eat all fuckin day! It's all they do! Except the horses. They sometimes stare at you like side-eye-1 but just one eye because they have to look sideways to stare because their enormous banana heads.

Anyways, fuck these idiots, swear to christ chuds going all "pol pot year zero but with homesteading" is going to get shitloads of people killed if it ever came to pass because they'll collapse the entire food system from the ground up. Don't ever let these idiots be in charge of the food production.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This furthers my belief that American libertarians believe Earth is Minecraft

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

This is like if people who re into cottage core thought about what a homestead would look like, without doing any actual homesteading.

I've done it. I mean, worked a farm. Worked cattle, and a half acre vegetable garden, chickens and pigs. It's not for the faint of heart. It isn't for redditors and people who post on twitter.

That's not enough room for ANY of that. That veggie garden will provide for a few months at best, in optimal conditions. Less so if you're growing multiple seasons. The fruit trees take YEARS to produce anything worth harvesting. It takes more than two trees of a few varieties, which are in season at different times of the year. There's so much about this that doesn't work.

Fucking larpers man. Are they gonna post about it when none of that works?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah i was about to say it looks like a nice hobbyist project that would take a lot of effort, but at best that's going to be a supplement to your total food income and you're still going to be buying 80% of your groceries at best. Not that it doesn't make it worth it as a hobby but come on man, you can't subsist one person off that

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[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 78 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Grain, famous for it's per-acre productivity

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago

Economies of scale? Never met 'em.

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[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm not too good for star wars slop but "this is the way" is a phrase that irritates me and makes me hate whoever typed it.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that shit is a whole ass redditism now

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the moral of the story was that they had to compromise "the way" anyway.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

libs pretty much every time: over-your-head

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This person built their ideology after playing Stardew Valley

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The way the crops are split is looking like how I set up my Rimworld colonies to minimise blight spread.

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Me after stardew valley

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 days ago

The mechanism of animal husbandry in pre-industrial society was usually to extract value out of undeveloped land and/or store value for times of scarcity. It required large ratios of land per human in order to passively extract value through grazing.

This image is fetishism.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 49 points 2 days ago

This is Manifest Destiny/Lebensraum shit lmao

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the classic 1 acre with a cow, a calf, two pigs, a duck pond and a chicken coop.

Does the artist know how much a cow eats? That ducks can fly? Who cares, vibes vibes vibes!

A lot else is wrong with this, but good luck feeding just one cow off of 1 acre of ANYTHING.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Drop the livestock (minus the chicken) and the grains; expand that vegetable garden, and you can have a nice hobby that gives you some nice fresh food to supplement going to the store throughout part of the year.

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[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

good luck feeding just one cow off of 1 acre of ANYTHING

Even a just a couple of goats at a fraction the size of a cow will easily strip an acre over the course of a season and as soon winter hits they're going through like 50lbs of feed a month.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago

Damn, like 30% of it is green desert. Not a botanical garden or water retention or pollinator garden with a path through it or even just rotating livestock forage, but the most boring and unproductive thing they can imagine. I visited the 1/2 acre~ home of a horticulturist recently and he had an entire forest growing between three ecosystems, at least a hundred species of plants. When I can finally afford a homestead similar to this, I could squeeze like 4x the metabolism out of this space.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

tag yourself, I'm "small fruits"

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

I'm the duck that's nearly the size of a calf

[–] trinicorn@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've never in my life met a chud who willingly lived in this small of a house. assuming there's nothing above the garage its a total footprint of 20x30 feet, significantly less than 600sqft interior. This is the kind of house chuds try to split into two dogshit studio apartments and rent out for a profit.

you can't raise an evangelical-sized family in that size house built to american standards. If its two stories its pretty modest, if its one its tiny tiny.

Not to mention the hilariously small animal pens and crop fields

You can supplement your food intake with a garden but you aren't going to be self sufficient on 1 acre lmao, and your garden isn't going to have the same yield as a farm field, and those animals are going to just die or be miserable and you're going to be utterly dependent on wherever you buy their feed from

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

I'm a city dweller now but I have family who grow food, raise chickens and such and grew up near pastures with cattle and horses. The amount space for grazing you need for livestock is a ton! There are plenty of places where it makes sense. Rocky terrain with poor soil conditions can be great for goats and sheep. Other areas poor for growing can be good for other livestock like cattle and cattle can be good for natural fertilizer and so on. Point is there are tons of ways to have a homestead where you raise and grow your own food but of all the ways, this isn't it. It's not just bad: it flat out is non-functional. This person not only has never raised livestock in their life but has never even been around it. They didn't even do a basic google on it. They didn't even fucking do the current lazy shit and just ask AI.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

how-much-could-it-cost It's 4 (admittedly extremely emaciated cows[or maybe rats?]), how much land could they possibly need, 10,000 sqft?

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

World's first battery farmed beef.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I know nothing about farming, but if you wanted to be as close to self sufficient as possible on 1 acre (which I'm assuming isn't possible — especially in the winter), would you just do 2/3rds vegetable garden and 1/3rd grain and a small space for a house and equipment shed?

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago

if all you have is 1 acre. and it's you and only you and you're not going to rely on community / trade

your entire acre will be potatoes and you'll pray nightly they don't get blight

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

if you do it right, you could take a chunk out of your grocery bill after paying maybe twice that in equipment to set it up, but yeah, in terms of self sufficiency you'd probably be best ditching the animals all together. Maybe a bee hive or one pig might be plausible but those should be afterthoughts for you

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago

If we disregard the comically small pastures which would probably be animal abuse, this is just a large vegetable garden, which is a nice thing to have and not the worst hobby you could be into. It has nothing to do with self-suffucience though.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

you can't fit all that into an acre in sufficient quantity for anything approaching self-sufficiency
for one, to avoid overgrazing the rule of thumb is 1 acre per cow, not like 1/16th an acre per pair
and that amount of grain is like a few dozen loaves of bread per harvest
actual subsistence farming is not possible with that much wasted space
tbh you would need at least 10 times that to be properly self suffiient

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Not quite as funny as the chud who included ice cream made from his tradwife's breast milk as part of his homesteading fantasy

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago

pol pot ass attention to detail from the half-assed anprim hoggers

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucking Stardew Valley looking-ass shit

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Farmville Homestarved kelly

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

minecraft ass garden

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What would that wheat field grow, like two loaves of bread?

Quick maffs, 1 acre can produce 2.3 tons of wheat per growing year. The image looks like about one-sixteenth of the acre is dedicated to grain. That divides out to 140 kg of wheat per year. Maybe you lose 10% of the mass from suboptimal grinding to flour, that's 126 kg of flour per year. 400g of flour per loaf of bread means you could make 315 loaves from 1/16 of a square acre.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe you divide that by half just because of labor constraints, lack of proper industrial ewuipment, and no economy of scale.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean thats still a hell of a lot actually? Not sure what your points are here but i go through a loaf of bread in a week, sometimes two if i havent eaten a lot and stick it in the fridge for toast. So even if you have a family of 4 (or 6) thats still plenty? Obviously a lot of labor involved but in terms of growing capacity it seems plentiful.

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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

Yeoman dream.

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