Slop.

sick of all this fucking DEI in japan, a country with like 9 black people

"what happened to pokemon designs" is you're 40 years old now, you are no longer the target audience

Dragonite should mega evolve into a straight white man. A normal, relatable, straight white divorced man who likes to knock a couple of beers back every now and then which is perfectly normal and no reason for that b***h Evelyn to take his Mega Dragonite kids.

Hard agree. No penis NO PURCHASE. Bring back the original 151 in their ORIGINAL form, with FULL PENIS.

Pokemon designs have never been good

Even the originals were just semi-random animals and objects turned into "monsters" and they looked weird. They got anime-fied to be cuter later. And they have only gotten increasingly more abstract and dumb. New switch pokemon had ones that turned into motorcycles.

Only Bulbasaur is free of my wrath.

The real DEI was when they let some woke artist design dragonite after stealing it right out of the hands of based Atsuko Nishida (who designed dratini and dragonair)

Why does dragonite look like a stupid orange Barney dragon instead of a beautiful blue serpentine dragon? And why does its shiny suck ass? That's right, it's because of woke.

Nintendont is doing DEI by giving megaevolutions to the already good mons like the pseudolegendaries instead of the humble shitmons like magcargo and ledyba

Shouldn't these guys be out their trying to boost white birth rates instead of worrying about a kids computer game?

I remember being 12 years old, lying down in bed during a midsummer afternoon staring into space after having just woken up. Sunlight entered my room but the shadow of the dresser draped over a contrastingly dark area.

I thought I saw a dog in that dark pit. I swear it was staring back at me. I stared at it for a long time, afraid to get up. What if this was part of a robbery, and the dog’s here to make sure I don’t do any funny business? What if it attacks if I get up?

I know I was hallucinating as a dumb teenager, but this was a formative experience for me, and it’s the reason why I’m a staunch advocate against DEI. I hate minorities.

My Pokemon flag only has 151 stars, I'll be dead in the ground before I recognize Chikorita

For real why the fuck gamefreak decided to drop mega evolutions after gen 6 literally the most marketable and exciting "gimmick" and they drop it for ten billion other gimmicks?

Doesnt even make sense from a souless money company perspective reallt.

why are the wings on his head?

why are the wings on his head DEI?

No no, he's on to something; I personally know someone with a PhD in imagining Pokémon monsters who got passed up for someone from a minority who only had like a bachelor's degree....in imagining Pokémon monsters

DEIgonite

What happened here? Curious.

Can we talk about all future paradox pokemon being dumb robots and how this optimism shows an ideological shift compared to gen 1 whose over 30 poison types signified a cynicism towards modernity that is now gone.

These are all the same people in grade school who would call you a loser for liking Pokemon and not Call of Duty.

Can’t the bros just stick to Call of Duty and leave actual gamers alone?

"DEI Dragonite" is funny though lol

So they believe DEI is holding back people with a talent for.....imagining?

I think it's cute

Looks dope, Mega Dragonite looks like a lore accurate biblical angel ready to vanquish you from your earthly possession