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where are they

Edit: it’s a joke video I think

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[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

The Lego boob situation is CRAZY!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

They're on your sister's Barbies you fuckin imbecile it's called a crossover. You want some Legos and titties? There you go. You want to see GI Joe team up against Optimus Prime, 2 WWE wrestlers, and an entire bag of army men? You can do that too.

Goddamn its like these people talking about toys aren't children or something...

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me, a 43 year old man, saw my small child having fun with a toy that doesn't have hentai boobies.

I went inside my bedroom, closed the door, and cried for two hours over the broken state of the world.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

In the lego isle at target waiting for a family to walk by so I can blast them with the latest news from reddit on the lego boob situation (I've been kicked out of 6 target stores).

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where do you dig up these nobodies

[–] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 day ago

Even if it's a joke video, Poe's Law says someone will take it seriously.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

The west has fallen

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

She Lego of her boobs, what can I say

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

probably no viginia either...

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago

Almost heaven

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Two raised circles would allow you to attach more Lego bricks. think-about-it

[–] Muinteoir_Saoirse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You would think that Legos don't need boobs, but did you know that most lady minifigs actually do have little boob curves drawn on them?

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

They also like to draw curvy waists onto the regular lego torso.

same reason they need ears

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

I can't believe this. Heterosexuality is on the VERGE of COLLAPSE and you ask why Lego need boobs?

Lego went woke back in the 90s!

Nothing has ever been more true wrt these bs Fandom outrage than just saying "fucking tourists" and move on.