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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Everyone hooked in has to do math classes now.

That's just Cyberchase.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago

Saving Ryan’s Privates

[Am I doing this right?]

[–] Eldest_Malk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Insides Out
Lots of Mohicans
Kung Fu Embarrassment

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Embarrassment is a great pick

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Forthepriceofacupoftea@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

...Monty Pythons Flying Circus!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Actually terrifying.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Buncha nerds sitting around in a library preparing for the midterms

[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Bullet time happens when one swings too far back on their chair.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rambos

Avatar: A Dozen Of Airbenders

Preys

Princesses Mononoke

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Princesses Multinoke was right there, smh

Also Princess Stereonoke

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Avatar: you missed a temple!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago
[–] postman@literature.cafe 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

The murder girls

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

Multiple men multiple jars

(I’m so sorry. It was the first thing that came to mind when I thought “one”).

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Batmen
Several Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nests
It’s Several Wonderful Lives
2001: Several Space Oddysies
The Godfathers
Rockies

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jurassic Parks (And Recreation)

Back To The Futures

City Of Totoros

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago

Back to the futures: quantum superposition edition

[–] ouRKaoS 6 points 1 week ago

All of the Samurai Except the White Guy

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Star Warses

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Babes 2 pigs in the cities

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Is that like boys 2 men?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Girls with adequate number of cups.

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

2 men 2 jars?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

The ~~One~~ Many

It could literally be the same movie.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tired@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Sheered The Sheep, surely?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

X for Xendetas
Galaxy Wars
24 Furious Mobs
Several Quiet Locations

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 points 1 week ago

All Poets Society

Ensemble Dancing With Wolves

All of the Mohicans

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Fistfuls of dollars

A few more dollars more

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

The parliament village

[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 points 1 week ago

I think we should leave

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

It's all her sisters and they go to a swing party

[–] ThunderComplex 1 points 1 week ago
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