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Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one... (lemmy.ca)

submitted 6 months ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 184 points 6 months ago

Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 52 points 6 months ago

Doesn't matter if it's fake.

It's in your head now.

It's in all of our heads now.

We all lost the pussy pussy game

[-] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 90 points 6 months ago

/l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.

Fake af

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Even so someone actually thought of it and I find it equally disturbing

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[-] crackajack@reddthat.com 17 points 6 months ago

Hopefully it is fake.. but stranger things have happened.

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[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 90 points 6 months ago

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago

"what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?"

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[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it's the worst infection they've seen in months. Not years, months!

[-] stom@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

[-] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 41 points 6 months ago

Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

What did it taste like?

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

cries in reddit

[-] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

That's the story I was expecting

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Like Skittles apparently.

Taste the rainbow.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://youtu.be/q8bNXXrnDSo or

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory 'Eskimos') have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

There's something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I'd wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.

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[-] sirjash@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago

Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

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[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

So do the Japanese...

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 8 points 6 months ago

The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

Excuse me, but that's only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain't one.

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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Typical day as a mod

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.

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[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There's no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago

NSFL*

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

The internet is not for the weak.

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[-] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

The boyfriend just likes probiotics

[-] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc

But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

I'm glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I'm glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Thanks, that means a lot

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

No, it's short for thank you, "many" means a lot.

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

imo it's more for emphasis. it's pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

Welp, that’s enough life for me.

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[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 months ago

You know I would hope that's fake but...

Hm.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

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[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 14 points 6 months ago

I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

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[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I got to send this to my mom

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago

Oh my god. That's sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end...Holy shit.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

That’s enough internet for today

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Smells like fish, tastes like fistula.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 6 months ago

Fresh baked sourdough 🤤

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